Khloe Kardashian, of the talented and classy Kardashian family, got tongues wagging Wednesday when she instagram vagueposted about a pile of flowers. The Daily Mail, which is sort of like CNN but for celebrity bikini pictures, quickly broke the news that Khloe had posted omgflowrz and speculated about whether they are from some guy she's rumored to be dating. The problem is, neither Khloe nor the DM seem to be aware that the pic contains the best known sink on instagram. Yep - that pic is an old one posted last year by the Million Dolla Skalla, Ms. Rach Parcell of...

Instagram followers of Heather Armstrong, aka Dooce, woke this morning to find a bizarre post that seemed to announce her passing yesterday.

Arielle Charnas, the Melania Trump of blogging, is pregnant with her second child. Her road to a baby was a long, 8 week journey. I decided in April that I wanted to have a baby and I made it my mission. I got pregnant in June… She has now bravely shared her struggle to conceive. (more…)

Those of you who remember Nick McGlynn (none of you) and his totally rad webturd celebrations called "Obliterati" are no doubt destroyed to learn that he has moved to Los Angeles. While his prolific photos of webtools getting drunk can be readily replaced by burka lover Mo Pitz (Gawker Party Crash photographer person), who will take the reigns of the amazing source of so much douchery, the Obliterati party? Am I really going to have to talk about Gawker roof parties now to fill the void? Or worse, Guest of a Guest parties? Don't do this to me. Someone please...

Happy post-Christmas, people. Hope you're all making it through your hangovers, returning gifts, hitting the sales, or sitting at work with a heart full of post-holiday relief. I wonder what the internets did to celebrate the day chosen by a panel of men hundreds of years ago in order to make nice with the pagans? Let's have a look! Project: Baby did one of their patented "drag the bed out in the forest and pretend we're in a Paula Cole video" photoshoots: ...and then shared some story about a flesh present: The first and most incredible Christmas gift came wrapped...

Those following the Doocevorce have some new Sad Jon fodder to parse and puzzle over. Shortly after Dooce instagrammed that a relaxing moment with a beer was "Missing only one ingredient for total perfection" and began posting love songs, Mr. Dooce crafted one of his trademark "14 year old girl on facebook makes you guess the meaning" posts: (more…)

Janae, of Hungry Runner Girl, has filed for divorce from her husband. Speculation began when it was noticed she was last seen wearing her ring on July 29th. The divorce petition was filed just two days later. There has so far been no mention of the situation on Janae's blog, but on the day of filing she mentioned a sad event: I ran 8 miles Monday morning (7:45 pace) and the saddest thing happened. My hair tie BROKE.  I had to run with my hair down for a few miles and it was not fun. Her husband has apparently now...

Happy New Year's Eve, hams! To guide us gently out of 2015 here's a final 'lol wut'. Elena, art of making a flasher, posted what she called an "hilarious" photo of her daughter lifting up her shirt for the mailman. Ha. Well ok then. Thanks Elena, everyone needed to know this. Everyone stay safe tonight and I'll be posting the 2016 GOMIBLOG Awards voting page with the final categories when our hangovers go away on Monday.