Mrs. Handbasket, pro-sex offender, is at it again. This time Handy's telling churches "how a congregation should respond to sex offenders among them". Blasting the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America for publishing a legal guide for dealing with sex offenders in their congregations, Handbasket begins at the point that is always central to their mind - p**oph**es. (more…)

Jenna Cole, mother of Bathroom Baby, is finally done with college. Now that she's smarter than poor people, she  has a little announcement to make: To my Father-In-Law: Your first grandchild wasn’t born to a college-educated mother, but your second grandchild will be. Yes, Jenna finally confirmed what GOMIBLOG speculated back in June - she's carrying baby number 2.  Let's all hope their new place has large bathrooms.

Sufi and Anjali, who 'went viral for being an LGBTQ interfaith couple', have ended their engagement and canceled their wedding plans. The reason: Sufi cheated.

Hannah went on a super fun bike ride with her kids. Of course, she maintained her usual level of safety standards - toss them in a bucket, helmet free.

Raven, of 'Don't Quote The Raven' infamy, is evidently still desperately trying to prove to men that she is a sexy non-feminist cool girl who is totally on their side. (more…)

Rach Parcell announced today she has joined the gaggle of influencers listing their homes for sale - to the tune of $10,300,000.

Jenna Cole, wealthy, had her voids filled "for a few aching moments". (more…)

So a few of you seem to want to know 'who the is that Sean Percival dickbag you keep posting?' Sean and his wife Dita Von Sexycans run the website lalawag which makes him sort of the Nick Denton of Los Angeles I suppose. Anyway, he and Dita basically hang out with tech hookers and go to parties, and then post about it, which leads to lots of lolarious photos of them in lolicious outfits. Such as, that. Let's start by saying that I saw this, snorted, and yelled "Oh you're SO COOL, Brewster!" at my laptop. Then I saw...