Meaghan O'Connell, poundcake, is entreating her twitter followers to make her write today: I need one of you to murder me if I do not write today.11 minutes ago via web Or how about you spend time today doing your job at tumblr? Why is she attempting to produce yet another useless pile of words? Didn't they basically have to resort to giving the last one away, just to get them off the living room floor? I really don't understand why every dillweed with a tumblr or a gawker credit fancies themselves the new Joan Didion or Robert Benchley.  Just...

Jessica Schroeder Quirk, gimme gimme, is getting more direct than ever in her demands for freebies: Sing it with me! @jcrew.. there's lots of things I want from you!!  2:07 PM Nov 12th via web So how'd this tactic work out with Oscar de la Renta? With Starbucks? Could she be any more tacky? I get that she wants free stuff. I want free stuff. We all want free stuff. But it's just crass to beg for free gift cards for Sonic or Franzia sponsorships by name dropping them on your site.  Every time she does this it makes me...

Today is a day like no other. Your life, quiet, stumbling like a small child in search of the truffles that have already been found by hogs. It will change today. It will change swiftly but it will feel endless, like a heartbeat between I love yous, or like the morning after you win a chili eating contest. Today you will breathe along with 'Gluten-Free Girl and the Chef' by The Gluten-Free Girl Shauna Ahern, and also Daniel Ahern. I bring you this review as a gift. A gift from my heart to yours, because I love you all very...

Stephanie Nielson, of the NieNie Dialogues, has apparently discovered an exciting new breakthrough in the world of drug addiction and detox. I couldn't decide if I really needed the pills to help me function, or if I was addicted.  I think I was both...My doctor introduced me to GungHo, which is an energy shot. I started using it immediately.  It gave me the energy to power through the day without my usual morphine and oxycontin. It was amazing how it suppressed my need for these pain medications. No longer did I need to take pills in the morning to get...

Rich Tong, professional, recently let his girlfriend move in with him.  And, lest we forget that the man who thinks himself the final word on fashion snagged the status thin blonde female, Rich will provide us with a series of provocative photos to prove it. Rich has so far given us a nude drowning and nude dog cuddling. We get it, Rich - you have a model quality toy who likes to romp around naked and have her picture taken. Maybe it's time to set your tumblr to 'adult content'. Some people have bosses walking by, and not everyone wants...

Josh, man half of the sponsored family known as "Love Taza", posted a picture of his daughter to instagram yesterday that caused a few people to ask "wtf"? Apparently the image features his toddler daughter running about with Q-Tips sticking out of her ears: The image obviously wound up sparking comments about the danger of "punctured little ear drums" because the entire point of the internet is to point out to people when they are basically celebrating their idiocy. And also because who lets their toddler run around with crap stuck into their ears? I mean, really Josh. Come on.

I know I said I was taking the day off, but when this was sent to me it was too funny to ignore. Richard Blakely continues to search for a special person to let him have but one room to sleep in. His previous request for a place in the east village being ignored, he has deigned to offer Brooklyn his glorious presence. Don't everyone rush to offer him your futon at once now.

Mary Rambin, expert drinker, has a sweeping statement to make about women - so listen up, men! Female drinking 101: cocktails, wine, sangria.  Yes, it’s more expensive, but when we’re happy, so are you guys :) Blakely: leftovers… My guess is that this picture was taken after a Gawker party teeming with girls (don’t ask me how those guys pull them in) that took down the handles of Absolut within a couple of hours and then moved on to another fully-stocked roof deck. It still never ceases to amaze me that boys really expect women to drink beer.  Or a...