Mary Rambin, humble, went to church yesterday where she discovered she is full of faults, and human. She often finds quotes from the bible help her articulate her thoughts: You may think that the situations is hopeless, but God gives us grace when we turn away from our own interests. James 4:6 Even when quoting the Holy Book she can't manage to use grammar and spellcheck. But who cares; saying 'sup' to the Lord is just something to get done so she can get to her earthly reward: Yes, Mare Mare has been working so hard, she deserves another vacation....

Allen Engstrom's iPad was stolen recently. Apparently the thief isn't aware of how internets works, because she's taking selfies...which are being backed up and synced to his phone: Allen seems to have a nice solution in mind: I'm thinking of taking a picture of myself, letting her know her nice glamour shots are all over the internet and asking her to kindly refer to my name and email ETCHED ON THE BACK OF THE IPAD and contact me about giving it back. I can't wait to see how this plays out. Just a tip to electronics thieves - it's a...

Meaghan O'Connell, sad sack of fail and (apparently) donuts, totally did not care at all that David Karp made it to one whole year (that is like 13 years in tumblryrs) with his skinny girlfriend. In fact she's totally not posting this Mary Karr quote after spending another night alone with her Rachel Voodoo Doll and an Entenmann's box: David is the only guy rash enough ever to get my name tattooed on his bicep- in a heart with a banner. Even before we’ve kissed on the lips, he does this. Watching those flesh-colored band-aids peel off a phalanx to...

Aunt Becky, can break her femur just by standing up, has evidently spent "nearly the past month in the hospital". Um, ok, sure. Her life is turning into a really bad story arc on Grey's Anatomy or something. Are her fangirls still buying this crap?

Day 20 of Curtaingate, the blog walk out that has silenced Young House Love, looms as the Petersiks remain unresponsive to almost all attempts at contact. Nearly 5,000 fawning comments now cover their adios post; there have been no replies to the pleas of "please come back". The only replies they seem to be bothering with are in response to Legitimate Media Outlets begging them for comment - and the answer is always Sherry declining to discuss the situation. Both the Washington Post and the New York Times got a big ole "I don't feel the need to explain my...

The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale, the cash grab beloved by influencers since the mid-20teens, has finally switched up their affiliate system - and influencers are NOT happy about it.

Emily Ann Gemma, already raising fantastic kids, has been out shopping in Dallas with her father for the past two days. But a few hours ago her friend Chase posted a try on pic of her in a very strange pose.

For a while now, you've all seen me rave about Rachel. It's not because David Karp is her boyfriend. Before I knew she was dating The Amazing Karpov I used to love her Library Sciences blog. She posts a lot of cool old photos and quotes, and it was always such fun to read. Then I find out she's a vegan chef (heard this through a fifth hand party, may be inaccurate) and I think "dang, where was she when I was trying to be vegan?" Not that she could keep me away from Franzia and velveeta (not vegan) but...