I mean I guess if Thing 7 falls and cracks its skull open she can always just birth out another one in time for whatever her next pageant is.

Emily Meyers, middle name unknown, has proven she can quickly replace husbands. Apparently dogs aren't so easily replaceable - it took five whole months. (more…)

I can't think of anything bortchy to say about this pic! DAMN YOU!!!! Ain’t I a pretty one?! My hair was straight before Meghan’s yoga class at Equinox (Weho). That woman takes your practice to a whole new level. I’m a soaking wet mess! But in a good way. On my way home to clean up and get ready for a great day of college football. I'm just going to say it: she looks way better here than when she's made up to a mile. She looks fresh and younger than usual. No matter what you think of her as...

Cary "I'm a WASP, I swear!" Randolph was happily pushing her "check me out in Newport, I'm totes from Newport, hanging in Newport, ps I'm white" agenda when finally someone mentioned to her that her ACTUAL place of origin had been wiped off the map. Cary rushed to show her support! I’ve always loved that dusty outlaw look of the American West - the blue jeans,concho belts, six-shooter holsters, and tobacco-chewing bad attitude. But lately, in the aftermath of my hometown’s destruction, that love has turned into a bona fide craving. Joplin is an outlaw town: site of Bonnie and Clyde’s infamous...

What I Wore finally squirked the Mini Messica she always wanted, and now that she's "processed" it she would like to  sharebrag the "emotionally healing experience". (more…)

Tiffany King, paper plate socialite, had a bad day yesterday. Pray for my sweet husband as he lays his amazing uncle to rest this week. Her solution to grief? Go shopping! (more…)

Jenna Cole, ladycoder and expert at selfing, has started yet another internet presence. In a rambling introduction she explains what Living Absolutely is all about. Living out loud. Jumping in with both feet...Drinking in everything that feeds your Self. Putting your Self first...Experimenting. Trying new things. Trying all the things. Living out your vision board yet being willing to burn the board the next day because you’ve changed your mind and have new dreams to chase after. So far it seems to mostly be a depository for Jenna's Toastmaster 'speeches'. This latest addition to her online existence joins her two new...

Kelley Wolf's oldest son posted a series of IG stories to make it clear he has nothing to do with his mom.