Four months after announcing her impending divorce and a few weeks after moving to a new home, Dooce has begun to tease the internets into guessing who her new male friend is. As she was leaving NYC after a trip for work, she posted a pic of four boots stating: (more…)

Lorrie Fenn, the blogger behind "Token Fat Girl", collapsed Friday and later died at the hospital. According to a post on "Little Loft Large Life": She said she felt a little weird and collapsed.  She was rushed to the hospital but didn’t make it.  She died the day after her 30th birthday. In her final blog post Lorrie announced she would be taking a break from blogging, saying it "doesn’t feel healthy to me anymore": It feels degrading. I find myself  waiting for others to tell me if what I ate looks healthy enough, or if my diet plan is to their...

It's 3:30 on Friday which means it's time for you to maybe think about what you want to do tonight. You could do what you usually do on Friday nights, or you can grab your ironic garden implement and head down to watch a bunch of tumblr users read Crap out loud! Famous people from tumblr will be there with moving tales designed to make them more famebally. Meatballs such as MeaghanO (who represents tumblr with her plans "to get drunk with a bunch of my Internet friends at Housing Works and tell each other stories") and Foster Kamer (who...

Dooce is on the road yet again. Evidently since this trip doesn't involve her boyfriend (which she mentioned with the requisite teehee of "oops! Did I just mention him? I did. Well, what’s done is done") she did her readers the courtesy of explaining her travel plans: (more…)

Months after leaking their beta site all over the internet to gag vomit wtf reviews, Gawker Media has decided it can do no wrong and launched its tragic redesign anyway. Around the internet responses have ranged from appalled to annoyed: "It’s not fully functional, it’s full of bugs, it’s not so attractive that it cancels out the annoyance of being buggy, and it’s time-warping. All in all, thumbs down." "The feedback from users was overwhelmingly negative, and there were tons of bugs so … they expanded it to the entire Gawker network." "I'm having nothing but problems with this redesign....

Jessica Quirk, who abruptly went to romantic tropical Jamaica with her husband's family for the weekend, has caused an internets paradox by frolicking on the beach in a blue polka dot bathing suit. The episode, harmless in itself, brought Post Julia Allison Stress sufferers to the brink of relapse due to the alarming similarities to this disturbing video: Internet experts say that if LoveLifeLace creates another version of this incident, the internet may collapse in on itself until only cat memes remain.

Girlgangz7733 is now messaging her followers who also follow a new page that calls out 'GG'S BS' and demanding they explain why they are doing so.

Ashley Hesseltine, selfie taker, recently decided to copy the selfie stunt of another marathon runner and selfie stunt during a marathon of her own. Of course, she didn't see the need to pay the race fee just to selfie: I put it out there on social media–”Anyone have an extra bib number so I can follow in this glorious girl’s footsteps (literally)?”...Aaaaand crickets...So, being the rule breaker I am, I ran it anyway. With captions like "The ‘Waiting to Start the Race in a Corral You Snuck Into Because You Don’t Have a Bib Number’ Selfie" and "The ‘This Sweaty Shirtless Dude Is...