Eric Hites, the begging biker who had to end his "Fat Guy Across America" ride due to heat, attempted yesterday to ride 50 miles - despite heat index predictions of over 100 degrees. He even claimed he intended to sell plasma at the halfway point of his ride saying he had "no choice at the moment" because "that drive from Dallas wasn't cheap". He decided not to go through with selling his plasma after his enabler army begged him not to, but the ride still ended in a predictable manner. So, I headed back home. By that time my water...

Heather B. Armstrong, don't call it a comeback she's been here for years, recently posted about how she still can't listen to certain songs after her last boyfriend. Looks like she might be over that now. (more…)

Naomi Davis, half of the “tag team” behind Love Taza, finally put up a blog post about their new apartment. (more…)

Micholee Joni, white girls are totally allowed to wear afro wigs, evidently didn't get enough internet fame from being a white girl wearing afro wigs. Now she is going to get famous as a singer instead. I continue to be astounded by the lengths people will go to in order to be internet famous. How many stunts is this woman going to pull in pursuit of the almighty viral?

A follower of Tanya Zuckerbrot totally did not compare her war with Emily Gellis to the trauma experienced by victims of the Holocaust.

Brandi Merritt is clapping back at those who point out not everyone has all day to measure meals and workout for hours, or the money for constant cosmetic procedures.

"Messy Dirty Hair", yeah that sounds like someone aspirational, posted today about some top secret super scary blog to be launched April 13th. Evidently the future site owners sent around an email to various bloggers (including "Messy Dirty Hair") attempting to solicit dirty laundry: We’re Reagan and Kennedy. Just like you, we’re two bloggers with our own blogs full of roses, lilies and Jesus. We’re sick of it. We’re sick of the front everyone puts up, we’re sick of this so-called community which fails to hold anyone accountable or accept that maybe we are, in fact, just a bunch of women who want to gossip...

I'm still sobering up catching up on internets, so my much anticipated fashion week coverage (lulz) is not going to happen. However, if you were one of the models who enjoyed my "free corndogs to hungry models" then ta! So this pic, much like Julia Allison, has nothing to do with fwny, but it is by far the most  hilariously honest pic I have found of these two. I have been cracking up for an hour. Most people do the "ohhhh muh garsh! mwah!" and try to look happy about life in their pics. Not Mary and Julia. The whole...