The internet being what it is people immediately went to see what hosts were saying about her, because everyone knows the best judge of a person's character is nitpicky whining from a glorified sublessor.

Jessica Quirk is in the middle of her bi-coastal book bash, meeting her 900 readers and selling books in her c/o outfits. Apparently all this new exposure is bringing out her critics and she just doesn't have time for your negativity! fashiongrl: I respect and admire your business savvy and would love to make my hobby my career - especially with a book deal (SO exciting). However, I am really missing the originality and pizazz you had when you lived in NYC. Your outfits then were inspiring, a bit out of the box. I bought colored tights for the first time...

Midwest Messica has been OMG SO HAPPY off in Bloomington IN for two weeks now. While she somehow managed to update her name and marital status within seconds of getting that ring, she mysteriously has yet to update her location info on her various internets: From her tumblr: And her twitter: Does anyone find this weird? Just me?

Tiffany Raina, still pimping out her plump baby, is also pimping out a "friends shop". Despite tragedy upon tragedy the past seven days, Tiffy would like you take a moment of silence...for baby clothes. Obviously followers informed her that her wording was pretty tone deaf considering the past week's events. Tiffany responded that "it's a figure of speech, and you took it way too literal. I'm advertising my friends shop. This has nothing to do with world events. Get over yourself."

The author of the blog Baby Making Machine wants another child. Apparently, her husband hasn't come all the way around to the idea. Her solution? Convince him! She has started a series called "Persuading my husband to have a baby in 30 days or less" and will be sharing her tactics of persuasion with all you ladies out there who also want your man to agree to a child: I've already missed the threshold for two toddlers, but I won't miss it for a toddler and infant. Not if I can help it, and Lord willing... I'm married to a...

Papa Bear Denton, the man responsible for how you blog today (because obviously no one was writing snark on the internet before his little blogpire), would like to remind you that Gawker Media is the number one blog on the entire earth and you better just accept it! The ten most important sites of the decade. http://adage.com/article?article_id=141014 about 19 hours ago from web Bow down to Gawker!!! NOW! Remember what happened when that other person talked Crap about them? Since Allen Salkin wrote Gawker's obit in Jan 2008, site's audience has grown fourfold. And he just lost his job at...

Utilizing an internet doctor, Jessica revealed she claimed to have Type II Diabetes on the form in order to qualify for the weight loss drug.

Mark Zuckerberg, big pimp daddy, has finally created a public facebook page! Also just created a public page on FB: www.facebook.com/markzucker...4:32 PM Mar 13th from web OMG YOU GUYS. Finally, we get a glimpse into the life of superawesome Zucky. We can check out his uh...oh, pictures from a trip. Hm. Well you can also read his exciting blog...oh. Hey did you know he likes the new Green Day album? Wait a minute...he's just a boring nerd! What the hole?