Geoffrey Miller, professor at NYU, tweeted an encouraging message to all you seekers of higher learning who might be carrying a few extra pizza pounds: Obviously that tweet has resulted in ongoing "WTF??", despite the fact that Professor Fathater has deleted the tweet and even made public statements: My sincere apologies to all for that idiotic, impulsive, and badly judged tweet. It does not reflect my true views, values, or standards. Obviously my previous tweet does not represent the selection policies of any university, or my own selection criteria. Oh, ok, let's all forget it then! Or how about the...

Have you always wanted to wander the hallowed home of Heather Armstrong? Well now you can! STATELY BRICK TRADITIONAL ON TREE FILLED LOT IN FEDERAL HEIGHTS! TERRIFIC FLOOR PLAN INCLUDES LARGE KITCHEN, DINING, AND FAMILY ROOM AREAS, WALK IN PANTRY, FORMAL DINING AND LIVING ROOMS, FINISHED ATTIC SPACE IS IDEAL FOR HOME OFFICE, STUDIO, OR GUEST RETREAT, HARDWOODS FLOORS THROUGHOUT, ALL BATHROOMS ARE BEAUTIFULLY UPDATED WITH TRAVERTINE TILE AND CLASSY FIXTURES, PLENTY OF STORAGE, 2 LAUNDRY ROOMS, DOUBLE STAIRCASES. GRAND MASTER BEDROOM, BATHROOM AND CLOSET SPACE. PRIVATE YARD AND OUTDOOR PATIO AREA. NEWER MECHANICAL SYSTEMS AND NEW ROOF. THERE IS...

Hugo Schwyzer, the male feminist mostly known via Jezebel and for sexting p**n stars, recently quit the internet. Shortly afterward he apparently attempted suicide. Now it seems he is livetweeting a manic episode: The tweets seem to have stopped as of 30 or so minutes ago, but in around 100 tweets in under two hours Schwyzer posted such statements as "My wife is going to keep my kids away from me for who knows how long" and"After the sexting and the fraudulence and the sheer ugly debasedness of it all I'm finished."

Sanctomommies are pulling out their opinions in preparation for the greatest internet debate since whatever the last debate was about. It seems Rebecca Eckler is "ditching" her 10 week old son for six days in order to "lie around, read, visit the spa, and eat a lot of guacamole". Rebecca, from the heights of her superiority, huffs "I really don’t understand women who can’t or won’t leave their babies behind for a night, if they have trustworthy help". And just to make sure we know she's not leaving the baby with a bowl of water and a newspaper while shouting...

Arielle Charnas, the hashtag girl boss behind Something Navy, has been getting slammed for taking off to the Hamptons not long after claiming she tested positive for the coronavirus causing COVID-19. Well today she 'cried' into her instagram stories and told the world 'we're not bad people'. (more…)

"thatgirlallison", the idiodic disciple of such brilliant minds as Julia Allison and Mary Rambin, finally secured her supply of the Buttleak Cleanse! OMGOMG SO EXCITING U GUYZ! My reasons for doing the cleanse were as follows: NOT weight loss – I think it’s a ridiculous thing to think that after three days of drinking only liquid that you will lose weight that you won’t immediately gain back when you start your normal diet again, so that was NOT why I was doing it.  I did it because my eating habits had spiraled out of control in the last year and...

Remi Bader, complainer, announced she is looking for a personal assistant. Duties include basically doing her entire job for her - but if you want to know the pay rate you'll have to message her privately.

Jordan Reidshackle, big time eater yall!, is the latest dumb bortch with a tumblr to get the 'omg ur like a tech ladeez!!!' treatment: On June 7, I’ll be speaking at an Internet Week event on Women in Tech-Media (hopefully I’ll be a little less nervous than I was last time). If you’d like to attend – and please do; I’d love to get a chance to meet as many of you as possible! – click HERE to register (it’s only $5). You know, I bet when Bobble sat down and created her tumblr back in the misty past known...