Evan Williams, CEO of the online neurosis exposer twitter, has a baby or something. He spends a lot of time on twitter talking about the wonderment of baby development. More accurately, he spends a lot of time being confounded by baby development: You'd think babies would be confused by mirrors, but they seem to seem normal. about 11 hours ago via web I don't know why people feel the need to tweet every step of their boring walk through parenthood. I guess after tweeting the entire delivery the proud producers of the human containing combined genetic information feel Twitter Baby's...

Jessica Quirk, so French, is inexplicably still posting to her What I Wore blog. Today's mediocre offering shows Messica utilizing the classic Hide The Roll Half Tuck with yet another striped shirt. But Messica doesn't care what you think (except when she does): I bought this top over the weekend. Another. Striped. Top. Whatever! I know what I like! And the best part is that it’ll work year round and with so many pieces I already have in my closet. Win, win! Is it just me or is Messica really let her beyotchy defensive flag fly these days? Is she pregnant and...

Jenna Cole, caring mother, spent Mother's Day giving her children their 'weekly bath'. Yes, just like they did in the days before running water Jenna washes her children only once a week. And how's that working out? You read correctly - her son's friend at school told him he stank. When commenters pointed out that maybe it's time to scrub her stinker more often no matter the time of year, Jenna simply told them they need to read a book on the "history of bathing". Asked why she only washes her kids once a week in the first place, Jenna...

Amber Massey, family blogger and momfluencer, was apparently charged and released on Monday for 'Adult Class C Family Violence'.

Rachel Parcell went to some Barbie-themed shindig where she sat around rolling on percocet.

Madelene, Barbie's trashy rural cousin she never invites to the Dream House, has joined the world of pimpmoms. She created an instagram account for her two year old daughter and offers her up as a "BRANDREP" for free tiny thigh high  boots and toddler sized daisy duke shorts. (more…)

So I've been putting off commenting on this mess called Jen Whatsername's hair for a while now. I guess I keep hoping she will figure out where split ends come from and either invest in some Pro-Mend or go get a dang trim already. Since it seems (between using her special blender to make baby food and playing dress up in too short clothing) she hasn't had time to do the google and figure out why her hair looks like it has a beaver living in it, I thought GOMIBLOG could help her out. BUY SOME DAMN CONDITIONER AND TRIM...

Elena, made a baby, had her baby. After spending the past nine months focused on making sure she has a heterosexual baby, the alleged buy-a-bride finally produced her hypnobaby and posted the pics to her facebook wall. Unfortunately she didn't get quite the outpouring of love she expected. She quickly started deleting comments like these: (more…)