Joanna Goddard, she's a cool Brooklyn mom ok, has joined the hordes of bloggers rushing to hitch their names to the Paris tragedy hashwagon. She put up an eye-dabbing post about teaching children how to feel the feelings of all the feels. After such heartbreaking events in the news this weekend, it makes you think even more about how teach empathy to children... And what's the best way, you ask? Affiliate linking books about kindness, of course. Hey, no reason you can't be sad about a tragedy AND make some money off of it, right?

Old Joy, one of the top four 'white walls and babies' instagram clones (other members include Mama Watters, Amelia, and Burtsbrisplease), announced she and her family are leaving the gram palace that helped shoot her to popularity. She addressed the move in a series of snapchats yesterday, saying "people are asking where we’re moving, and the truth is we have no idea" before going on to explain that the reason for the move is they "found out while we were on vacation that my husband lost his job". Basically we are terrified...we have no idea what the future’s going to...

Jenna Cole, "work" at home mom, did an interview with another blogger about "making it work". Apparently she's no longer calling herself a "single parent" and is going with the less eyeroll inducing "solo parent" to describe her arrangement. And her arrangement, in a nutshole? That Husband makes the money, and she does whatever she wants. I have total control over what the kids wear, what they eat, what they do, when they go to bed, how they are disciplined, etc. In the evenings after the kids are in bed I get to watch whatever I want as I fold...

Mary Rambin, alleged grown ass woman, offers us yet more proof that she is incapable of living an independent life as a functioning adult: Hormones suck. As I sit here sobbing, attempting to work through tears, I have to wonder if cramps might be a more pleasurable side effect to menstrual hormones.  For years I became bortchy and irritable with minor cramping.  Now, I’m just a wet mess. Guys, it’s not like you’re exempt from this.  You have to deal with Aunt Flo (I hate that term) and all of the baggage she brings into your life, so stop cringing. ...

Brandi, known by 'just' Brandi like Cher or Beyonce, has completed all the important preparations for the impending arrival of little Just Bandaid. That's right - she got push pic glam squadded. (more…)

Rachel is about to make the entire vaginal population of the tumblr nation go into emo spasm. Her Boyfriend David Karp just posted this to his bloggy thingy: “We don’t have to get legally married, but I want a ring and a party.” — Rachel David Karp, inventor of  tumblarity (the most obnoxious game since Farmville), posted this a few hours ago after several vom inducing cutesy posts between the two of them. Mainly vom inducing because I'll never have cutesy tumblr posts about me. Coming on the heels of a lovely European vacation, I think we all know what...

Brandon Charnas has apparently failed to comply with a subpoena from the Securities and Exchange Commission regarding allegations of insider training.

GOMIBLOG has now heard from several sources that Babble, the bloglomerate where so many bloggers make their real money, is now weeks late in sending out payments to their writers. According to one source "many are now not able to celebrate hristmas", and goes on to state: Babble promises daily it will be fixed and no one has seen a check and or a post to their accounts. It is disgusting the way they are leaving their bloggers who work hard for them to bring in their milions of traffic daily! Even so Babble was extremly picky this month not...