Erin, some mom in Tulsa, has spent the past half decade getting her instagram account up to nearly 600k followers and gathering sponsors. Well apparently she's done with all that noise - she announced today that she's peacing out at the end of the year.

Taza, of the von Derp Family Performers, is taking a break from sponsored food box posts to faff around Hawaii on a sponsored trip to some resort. While there, she shoved her daughter up to a captive dolphin because vacation or no, the show must go on. I won't get into my feelings about this sort of thing, but hey, the dolphin got some fish afterwards. So at least someone is getting paid for their performance, right?

Jenna Cole, 'impervious to shame', is 'super' stressed about the world returning to normal and is 'missing' the lockdown life.

Katy Harrell, the dollar store Shania Twain clone known as mumuandmacaroons, concluded New York Fashion Week with a touching instagram post honoring the 9/11 anniversary. Just kidding, she posted some affiliate link liketoknow.it post. (more…)

Amanda, runs the mental image inducing named blog Mandajuice, is struggling with the greatest challenge known to a woman's self-esteem - successfully losing weight. Apparently losing 30 something pounds has now left her "literally...half the woman" she used to be, and her mind is breaking under the Janus like reactions of her ego and her feminism: There's nothing sweeter to a fat girl's ego than being called skinny. It actually turns me on to hear it.  But then my inner feminist says FUCK YOU! I am not the number in the back of my pants! And lest it remain unclear...

Happy Friday, besties! It's time for another GOMI Book Club reading of a blogger/influencer/creator book. This week we will suffer together through the dating advice book of Tinx, aka Christina Najjar, that TikTok girlie who got famous because she was on Gwyneth Paltrow's radar for 5 minutes. I have no idea what to expect from this book but it's sure to be a groundbreaking, modern look at dating and relationships! Or not. Either way let's grab our weight loss injectibles and settle in for 'The Shift: Change Your Perspective, Not Yourself'! (more…)

So this happened. It pretty much makes me want to throw in the towel on Messica, since all I seem to be doing is driving more traffic to her. Let's parse it anyway: Quirk’s daily chic ensembles look like the latest trends on the runways or throwbacks to extravagant vintage designs. Jeans and army jackets: extravagant and vintage. In reality, the outfits are a combination of DIY, thrift finds and even pieces from more inexpensive stores like Target. In reality, most of the crap she wears is free from her sponsors or poorly constructed high school home ec sewing projects. “You...

Aubry Bennion, apparently she makes felt ball garlands, told the world yesterday she had to have half a nail removed and sent to a lab. Thank goodness she received - and shared - some cautionary advice with us all. (more…)