GPOYW: look-at-my-new-coat edition! $33! Ok, I won't make any "pepto bismol mascot" jokes, but I will point out that this Crap is just out of hand. You are 27 years old, Allison. OMG pink all the time stops being cute on anyone but Elle Woods when you pass 23 years old, mkay? I know, you think it's your "thing". Pink everyday. It's your "signature". Well your signature thing is ignorant. Cut the pink Crap out already. I know you had that brain injury, but surely even you can understand a request put that plainly.

A_Beautiful_Mess recently asked the internet if anyone could take in her 4 daughters. She is now claiming she never said she was 'giving my kids away' despite posting a plea that sounded like she was offering free puppies on Craigslist.

After 9 months in jail Kelli Stapleton, the blogger who attempted to kill her daughter and herself, is said to be going to trial July 16th. In anticipation of this the "Friends of Kelli" are trying to raise money yet again - this time to finance the testimony of an expert witness on Kelli's behalf: Right now we are seeking funds to hire an expert witness we believe will give important insight to the judge and jury at her trial. Currently, Kelli has no assets to speak of and we are growing extremely concerned about her future without this expert...

Jessica Quirk knows how to inspire fans with her original style. In this fresh new outfit we have never seen before, Messica shows us that just because Modcloth doesn't have a sponsor ad doesn't mean she won't be wearing their free clothes! Today's amazing photo shoot took place at the drive-in movie theatre. On Friday night, Adam and I went on a date night at the drive in! It was so much fun! As you can see in some of these photos, they still have the wired speakers you can put on over your door, but we actually listed via...

Tikaa Cone, wife of Justice of the Peace Douglas Cone, stalked down someone who discussed her on a snark site and showed up at their work to tell her employer what they'd been doing.

Really, how CAN we? Ann says her tweet was "meant as a hyperbolic underscoring of American consumerist frivolity in relation to the world's actual problems" so, ya know, get a sense of humor you oversensitive nitpickers.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAj1b9X9Is] When not busy turning into some kind of Madonna look-alike, Mary Rambin likes to practice being a time travelling Delorean. Yesterday I got tasered. Yikes! I could barely watch the video this morning without getting a little nauseous…. (If this doesn’t work, I’ll upload again later. Off to the airport.) Somewhere Ben Franklin is laughing his ass off. EDIT: Yeah, this is just a teaser video. She doesn't get tas0r'd. You just get to watch her go omg omg omg omg omg. I know, disappointing.

Mandajuice, stinky, tried to join in the "criming while white" nonsense with this proud moment of whitery. A little over a year ago I got pulled over for running a red light in St. John's (the most racially diverse neighborhood in Portland). I was on my way home from a party at which I had more than one glass of wine. Likely more than one BOTTLE. My car was not registered. I was uninsured. I thought I was FUCKED. But lol nope! She's blonde so it was totally ok! "But me and my shiny blond hair got off with only...