Adam Heath, long whispered to be a dirtbag, has admitted to being a dirtbag. (more…)

MWOP, the site dedicated to documenting the antics of Jennifer "These Pills Help Autism" McKinney, has decided to follow in the steps of many other sites and close their comments. Beginning with the new year, MWOP will transition from an interactive site to an information site. The commenting feature will be turned off and posts will no longer be published on a regular basis, but rather on an as-needed basis. While some community members seem distraught at the news - saying "Mckmama wins again" - others seem resigned to the decision: Honestly, this has been a long time coming. Perhaps...

Mikayla Noguiera desperately needs everyone to know she's rich. Like Chanel and doom prepper amounts of name brand groceries rich.

Julia, last name seemingly forgotten by various New York media people I asked, is the mysterious and unknown girlfriend of an unnamed high profile politician's son. She is also meeting the parents tonight. Meeting The Boyfriend's parents at dinner tonight. Let's just put it this way: jumping out of a plane at 13k feet was less nerve-wracking. 30 minutes ago via Echofon Rumour has it the anonymous girlfriend is approaching her 30th birthday and may just be shopping for a high profile husband. When asked for more information about the possible relationship of this secretive woman, most of my sources...

Natalie Hill Jensen, the former Mormon In Manhattan turned Mormon In Utah, has finally announced she is carrying a future Broadway Famous Performer. She says "pregnancy has really flatlined me- (princess Kate & I have so much in common...)". She also claims they are not learning the sex of the baby "which is infuriating EVERYONE", as if the planet has been waiting for this event for years and is slobbering to get the details on this world famous baby. I guess we'll just have to see how long she can resist the attention of "gender" reveal parties and showing off...

Kath Eats Real Food, recent guest of the White House, has confirmed months of speculation. Matt and I are separating. Some of you are probably shocked and others have suspected, as he hasn’t been as front and center on the blog as he once was. This wasn’t an overnight decision, but something that has been building, or rather unraveling, for over a year. Her announcement post goes on to say the separation is "bittersweet and totally mutual", and that they have simply "started traveling down separate paths".

Emilie Kiser, the fenceless pool owner whose son panic paddled himself to death in their pool as his father allegedly watched a ball game, has posted an instagram story statement.

Attention all you Jakeophytes: I'm about to make your wet panty dreams come true. Yes, I am combining the words "Jake Lodwick" and "chocolate" in a post. It seems during his internet break Jake took some time to learn how to make chocolate. Ostensibly his post was about Crystal Method and music and blahblahblah. All you need to care about is that Jake was in a factory covered in velvety liquid delicious, probably massaging it, gently into his skin, perhaps licking some off his fingers... A couple weeks ago I worked in a chocolate factory for a week, making chocolate....