After achieving the sort of skeletal physique beloved of early Tumblr anamia girls Rachel Parcell looks to be pivoting into ragebait.

thatgirlallison, wannabe famewhore and wearer of flattering tights, is hitting every party she gets a general invite for through Facebook. She not only attended the First Annual Obliterati "God We're Awesome" Awards, she also made an appearance at the exclusive MediaElities "Blowout" holiday thing and Wednesday's ASSME party. Such a busy popular girl, our Allison. Seriously this is why I am not impressed with this party circuit. It's just some bloggers and a bunch of randoms like Allison who get the mass mailer invites through Facebook. They show up and act like it's some kind of big geedee deal to...

Vintage Vixen. For once a blog leaves me almost snarkless. I tried to reach deep and find some snark to post about her. I really did. I know you guys love the snark. So I wanted to portray it as cringey, I wanted to muster up a bortchy "act your age, woman!", I really wanted to make a joke about Cher. But I just can't. She seems to be having such a great time all the time, and to be so lacking in f's to give that I can't help but feeling all of my "LOL WTF?" from a place of...

Hey Natalie Jean, has a loft in Brooklyn, is apparently leaving Brooklyn. Moscow. The Holbrooks are moving back to Moscow, Idaho. BECAUSE THAT IS JUST HOW THE UNIVERSE LIKES TO PLAY ME In a totally believable statement she claims she is "giddy with excitement" right after opining that "Brooklyn I am not done with you!...Tub? Are you going to sit there and let this happen?" Natalie goes on to say she is "soooo getting chickens this time" and "a goat!!!!!!!" Since about 95% of her online persona/identity is wrapped up in her omgbrooklynloft and being a Brooklyn hipster creative I look forward...

Was there some alternate early 2010s where white girls were tossing this word around with no concept of its meaning?

Alix Earle, TikTok's most famous boozer mess, has announced she is doing 'Hard 30' for the new year - with no alcohol for a month.

thatgirlallison, of the Megan Fox Thumb For Every Finger allison, has just dropped her latest knuckleheaded stereotype lol: I thought I could take "Jersey Shore." I couldn’t.  So I put Cloverfield back on.  No guidos, just young professionals drinking and screaming. You hear that? NO GUIDOS. Of course we must remember that this is thatgirlallison. Two posts back she was calling Peter Feld her "hero", flipping off the state of NY with her freakass club fingers, (No really, see a doctor about those. That was a sign of lung cancer in some House episode!!!), and saying that the Russian Tea...

Gala Darling, look at her new Betsey Johnson stuff, got her "boot camp" started up Wednesday. For just $100 you can receive awesome advice like this: Create Disneyland in your heart every day... You can morph the mundane into the magical with only a small change of perspective. Make breakfast a luxurious event, send emails with a smile (the receiver can feel it!) & make an effort to welcome the beauty of life — which exists all around you — into reality. To be fair, the 100 bucks gets you access to her forums and some mp3s, so I can...