Taza, of the von Derp Family Performers, is taking a break from sponsored food box posts to faff around Hawaii on a sponsored trip to some resort. While there, she shoved her daughter up to a captive dolphin because vacation or no, the show must go on. I won't get into my feelings about this sort of thing, but hey, the dolphin got some fish afterwards. So at least someone is getting paid for their performance, right?

She's been busy taking pictures of her son peeing pantsless into the ocean, duh.

David Karp, spender of money, has apparently decided that he needs more toys. Rather than getting on his Vespa and looking at the road to drive like a normal person, he would rather hook up a GoPro camera system on his handlebars. As his girlfriend Uberchio Rachel stood back and gave him major bortchface, Karp hooked up a totally unnecessary electronic toy: Pasquale helped me rig this up so I can see where I’m going After a rough couple of weeks of hanging out in the Hamptons and not fixing the ignorant new version of the tumblr dashboard, I agree...

Robert Scoble, alleged conference drunk, understands the importance of letting your kids learn to survive on their own while you chase skirts at tech shows. @zbussey my kids will survive power outages just fine. They know how to start our generator. :-) Scobie's life prep for his kids sounds like the beginning of Blast From The Past, prompting twitter to ask him wtf he is really teaching his spawn: @Scobleizer Hahaha, what happens when the gas runs out? I don't mean to question parenting style, but do your kids have offline skills? RUDE! Of course the crotch products of Robert...

Ever wonder what happened to Ghost Bev? Well apparently after her tragic death her poltergeist got a job pushing Younique makeup. She's got a new facebook and everything! She's even created Lashes By Beverly to help her on her journey to the top of the lash slinging ladder. I assume she'd be even more successful if she weren't deceased, but it's nice to see Younique embracing such diversity in their employees.

After weeks of parties, shopping, more shopping, and more parties, 'naturally' 'size 2' creator Mikayla Nogueira has posted that she's been pushing her body too hard.

KERF, the human equivalent of cream on white chevron, posted yesterday about her awesome family vacation. Unfortunately one pic has caused some raised eyebrows; apparently her 2 year old son is off in the pool by himself while mom and family sit poolside, presumably eating some kind of kale chip and organic sadness nachos. When a commenter questioned the wisdom of letting a toddler wade around in shoulder deep water alone, she was told ever-so-nicely that eyeballs are as good as arms. Thank you for the concern, but all three of us were sitting right there watching him. I could...

Eric Hites, fat guy going across America in an RV, has added a new member to his team. Yes the 'power couple' have added a puppy to their traveling failcircus for some reason. I guess he really showed Dr. Phil, eh?