The big secret project Young House Love is itching to reveal has been leaked to GOMIBLOG - and it's just a bunch of cheap Target accessories. Featuring already played out things they have tried to make happen in the past (we get it, you have a chihuahua) the collaboration appears to mostly be decorative hooks and weird doorknobs. So for all you YHL "dawgs" who were making panty pudding waiting for their big announcement tomorrow, there you go. Hooray or something.

Wil Wheaton, "on Twitter from just about the very beginning", is attempting to become relevant again. He has announced his departure from Twitter in a long, butthurt post full of you-don't-know-me and the-world-is-mean. (more…)

Jenna, that person, does not celebrate Father's Day. Instead she and the family spent Sunday together doing things as a family. They started off with a nice family Sunday walk, and like most totally hip cool moms, Jenna spent the walk taking nips from her inspirational message flask. Once they reached the playground ol' Sippysides really got in the spirit of family. The day ended with a snap apparently taken from bed before sundown, which is generally how day drinking ends. What a Happy Uncelebrated Father's Day!

Cary Randolph-future Kennedy, current Jefferson and the ne plus ultra of high society-graciously answers questions from the unwashed masses. Today she got an anonymous question that was right in her wheelhouse: Anonymous said: Which do you prefer: Hamptons or Newport? Cary: I prefer them both to pretty much anywhere else, but if we’re splitting hairs I’d like to be tearing down Further Lane in a charcoal gray Mercedes-Benz SLK350 with the top down, hair loose, white linen shirt over a black string bikini, bloody Mary in a Solo cup, and Bob Seger on the radio, the right man at my...

In news that will shock absolutely no one, click bait expert Monica Bielanko and her husband are separating. For so long I've allowed myself to be this dysfunctional individual who struggles within a dysfunctional marriage, even going so far as to convince myself that couples who fight are normal, that Serge and I are charmingly dysfunctional... Part of me doubts that Monica just came to her senses and turned into a rational adult all of a sudden, but she claims that's pretty much what happened. Several months ago, after another argument about who the hole knows what, it all just kind of...

I guess her TERFyness has to do something to distract herself from the news that her husband's public instagram account was recently caught following - you guessed it - transexual OnlyFan accounts.

In news that shocked pretty much nobody with a brain, Australia's new Children's eSafety Commissioner has warned parents that their innocent social media photos of their kids have been found on deep web photo sharing sites. Tens of millions of photos of children doing everyday activities and posted on popular sites such as Facebook, Kik, and Instagram have been found by investigators looking into complaints about child abuse material online. The stolen material is organized into groups named things like "My daughter's Instagram friends" and "nice boys play in river". Commissioner Alastair MacGibbon says "photos of children originally posted on social media and family blogs account for up to half the material found on some...

As some take vows to renounce their Kathy hate, KERF prepares to vow to stay beige, vanilla, and ready to eat after eight hours in a fridge. (more…)