Anna OBrien, too famous for New York City, went to Hawaii this weekend for some reason. While there she apparently decided to prove to the internet that she is fit and healthy despite her size. Unfortunately that's not what happened.

Robert Scoble is attempting to assert his power by not letting GOMIBLOG see his tweets! I can't believe he did this. How will I ever get my Scoble jokes now!? What's that you say? I can still see his tweets even though I am blocked? Then...why bother? I'll still check it and see wtf stupid ass Crap he is saying! Surely the techxpert Scoobie knows it's about as futile as Darth Vader taking Luke to Burger King for his 30th birthday? Wait, look who I'm talking about here.

Emily Long, New Hampshire mom of three, has been documenting her husband's terminal battle with glioblastoma on TikTok. But Monday the bodies of her, her husband, and two of their children were found dead in their home. Now her followers are saying her final TikTok post was either ominous or proof of her innocence.

Hanukkah begins this evening, kicking off my week of celebrating a miracle while avoiding cheap foil wrapped chocolates, and I don't know about you but I'm feeling unkempt and unattractive after the year we've had. Not that there are a lot of reasons to look my usual party season best with most public social life in NYC at a standstill - my 'best' meaning trying to hide a neverending 'holiday signature cocktail' hangover (why does every holiday party require a signature cocktail, just serve normal drinks ffs) under two pounds of slap and a hefty dose of Visine. Not so for influencers! They must...

Last week GOMIBLOG was saddened by the news that Tatiana of Love, Life, Lace - the formerly hilariously weird but recently just sort of cringe inducingly sad blog - was saying goodbye forever to blogging. And so my dears after being a part of the "blogging world" for over four years I am saying goodbye. It's been a good run, I've met many fantastic people and it's been a marvelous way to share my thoughts and my life. But I'm not the same girl I was four years ago and I'm not sure it's serving the same purpose it used...

CecilyK, renowned creative, posted a picture of her artistic talents yesterday. Her fb pals immediately began splooshing themselves over her amazing work. Except it wasn't her work. It was a copy of someone else's work. Apparently the image was reported, forcing poor Cess to remove the image and issue a statement. So I pulled a dick move last night. I shared a painting I did and several people liked it...and I was so happy with it I neglected a big truth: I am NOT the original artist...the image was reported (as it should have been) and I am absolutely furious...

The healthy living blogger fiesta of fitness known as the Healthy Living Summit has apparently been cancelled: Sad news, friends: due to some unforeseen circumstances, the 2014 Healthy Living Summit has been canceled. We’re so sad we’re going to miss out on seeing all of you in one of our all-time favorite cities, Madison, Wisconsin. The Summit is nothing without you, our healthy living blogging community, and we had so been looking forward to bringing you together for a weekend of learning, fun and delicious food. Many are wondering if this is a sign that 'healthy living' blogging is on its way...

In news that shocked absolutely no one, Mr. and Mrs. Dooce finally decided to publicly announce their impending divorce. Via matching press release type posts on their respective websites, the Armstrongs preemptively shut down any discussion on the matter: (more…)