Michelle Bishop, ladyboss of 'The Ladies Edge', recently went on instagram live to talk about marital happiness. Her advice? Give up that sex, girls. (more…)

Remember when young ladies, at an appropriate age, would be launched into society via tasteful and civilized cotillion balls? Emily Brill changed all that. Now debs just start a blog and hope that Gawker picks it up. Well, our little Emily learned the hard way that trying to be a fancy society lady by exposing your every banal thought and youtube video to the internets is not a good idea. She packed it in, keeps her Crap to herself, and consequently has less grief in her life. She figured it out - if you want privacy and respect, the internet...

Have you been looking for a job at a not company, but don't really have time to intern for NonSociety? Would you like to work at tumblr, but are afraid you'll lose your job at the end of the year when they get bought by gawker? Do you think resumes should be 140 characters long because you grew up with Crap like "The Soup" and youtube so you have zero attention span? Twitter is hiring! Yes, Ev must've finally sold his house or faked his death for life insurance, because they are hiring a whole ton. 140th employee party at...

Ashlee Rhodes, mother to an escape artist toddler, has posted a public shaming of the gym where she lost her child for a few minutes. (more…)

In Mary Rambin's future we will all be women laughing with salad. Mary Rambin clearly doesn't care for bad standup comedians, as she wants to remove the one reliable joke they've ever had. Today on her More than Mary blog Rambin decided to take on airline food: When we go to their airport, we walk down an aisle of fast food and are forced to choose between the lesser of many evils – processed snacks, frozen and then fried meals, food infused with preservatives, sterilized or canned veggies, over-sized desserts, and candy bars galore. Or you can just bring food...

Shauna Ahern, the poster girl for gluten-free health, has a long history of making things about her. She is the ultimate topper - no matter what you've experienced or felt, she experienced or felt something much more dramatic and deep and "story" worthy. Now she's trying to top the folks who went through 9/11 by declaring this election "worse" than that event. Sorry thousands of people who died, sorry families of those who died, sorry those who survived and continue to deal with the aftermath - Shauna's preferred presidential candidate didn't win, so she gets to feel worse than you....

Rachel Billow, one of the many BF4L of Julia Allison, has not yet heard of the hot new internet translation tool, Babelfish: I wrote down what I thought was the brand name of my new favorite pasta sauce. Turns out Sugo di Pomodoro is just "tomato sauce" in Italian.about 16 hours ago from web In the interests of googling that Crap for you, we present Babelfish. Welcome 1999, Rachel!

Shannon Bird, yes the idiot who called 911 asking for baby formula, is back again with another great idea. Apparently she has started a GoFundMe - the purpose of which is to cover the cost of her breasts being 'reconstructed, a lift, and reduction'. (more…)