thatgirlallison, of the pink Craphole allisons, has weighed in heavily on Julia Allison's behavior during Hair. Her post begins with the high handed proclamation that SHE is in THEAH-TAH: The only thing that makes me angrier than (or as angry as) homophobia is bad theatre etiquette.  Theatre is my thing, it’s what I do , I’m a theatre person. Got that? Good. Because after reading Julia's tweets from the seats going on about Hair and how she hated it, Allison made a decision: from now on, she is a theatre manners vigilante and bortches better just be AWARE: I apologize...

David Karp, super important celebrity, took his little tax deduction Rachel to the Standard for his Valentine's day. How do we know this? Because Karp posted sexy pics of his sexy sex hipster accessory: No Rachel, you TOTALLY won't regret these pics being all over tumblr if you two break up. By the way, nice Louboutins. I thought you were going to college, but I guess students these days can afford 3,000 dollar shoes. Otherwise I hope you sent those venture capital companies a nice thank you note for giving your boyfriend all that money to spend with you!

Cary Randolph, finally getting married, has announced she will be getting married June 20th in Bridgehampton. She also shared the amazing love story that has led her to this ultimate achievement. For our first date, Doug invited Cary to dinner at Tamarind in downtown Manhattan. She didn't know this was a test of compatibility--was she adventurous enough for Indian food? Nearly two years later, the answer is yes. She goes on to say "rom the start, we knew we would get married on Long Island's East End". We all knew she would as well, because Cary's been obsessed with the...

"MckMama", some mommy blogger that filed for bankruptcy, supposedly lied about her situation to both readers and  the court. People have asked me several times to post about the situation, but I could never figure out what exactly was going on. Luckily forensic accountant Tracy Coenen has been following the story and gave us some background on why people are so angry at mckmama: (more…)

Cupcakes and Cashmere, you're all so mean to them, has announced they'll be removing comments from the blog entirely. (more…)

Over at XOJane, bastion of the meaningful, India-Jewel Jackson wrote a meh piece about Paula Deen and "apology culture". Thankfully she managed to spice it up in the comments when she more or less started up a Who Has Been More Oppressed contest. Hint on who won - not Jews! ith the slavery vs. holocaust debate, it's a bit different, as it was ultimately based upon race vs. religion, as in, Blacks were enslaved for hundreds of years, because they were Black. They couldn't change or alter the appearance so as to escape and fly under the radar. Jews were...

Amidst rumors that Rachel Sklar, Editor-at-Sklarge, is leaving Mediate, the email newsletter has evidently gone into give-a-Crap mode. The subject of the Mediate email has said (no subject) for several days. Is this just an oversight, or something more sinister? Perhaps without the anal retentive tentacles of Sklarge beating the backs of the newsletter team this type of mistake is to be expected. Either way they should probably fix that.  Or not. Whatever!

Jordan Reid, shillmaster of shillshacklesham.com, has two major problems - she has no content outside what Ragu she is eating or what shill event she attended; and apparently her apartment smells like dog piss. To appease my obsession with having a beautiful-smelling home I usually buy room sprays or candles, because I’ve found that, alas, diffusers simply aren’t strong enough to expunge the scent of puppy, but I’m now sold on the concept: I put the Rosso Nobile diffuser that I was given at the event in our bedroom, and it completely infused our entire apartment within minutes. Not in...