Female overweight beer enjoyers of Park Slope may now organise a party on the stoop of the former residence of the Quirks. Originally scheduled to leave tomorrow, Jessica Schroeder and her be-bearded doormat Adam Quirk wound up leaving today: So I guess we're going to leave today instead of tomorrow! Movers coming in 2 hours! about 4 hours ago via web ...And we're on the road!! buh bye Brooklyn! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Messica continued to delude herself that she's not really moving to Bloomington Indiana and getting pregnant and being marginalized by her NYC friends...

Gala Darling, loves herself, is giving up television for the month of April: I dislike television. I have always disliked it. It makes me feel nuts...That’s why I have decided not to watch any television or movies for the duration of the month of April. To make sure you know she lives an intellectually superior life, she describes her usual activities: When I was a single gal, I never owned a television...I was always writing, working on something, reading something, or hanging out with my friends. It was brilliant! Since she is so invested in improving everyone's life, Gala wants you...

Jennifer Mayers, the blogger who claims to be "Spreading Positivity through Jesus Christ", is expressing confusion over why twitter is being so hateful towards her. After all, she's just expressing her #truth. And of course her blog is full of wonderful commentary about America and advice on how to not be killed by police like Alton Sterling. This is why I do not associate with poor people or blacks.  I treasure my life, and I simply refuse to put myself into these types of situations around people who have no regard for the law or the GODLY way of life....

Carly, white wealthy woman, has finally revealed her neverending home makeover. Since I'm stuck here for lunch and have a lot of opinions, let's dive in shall we? (more…)

The cause of death of Paul Swenson, husband of blogger Ashlee who went missing in July and was found two weeks later, has been released. According to the Utah Office of the Medical Examiner Paul died of drowning, with "alcohol and THC in his system". Investigators have said there were "no obvious signs of foul play".

Ali, runs some blog called 'Inspiralized', has bravely shared her harrowing post-delivery experience. Going into the details of being forced to share a hospital room with another new mom, she says "it was brutal, to say the least." (more…)

Stasia2point0, oops she spent it again, is making good use of her latest round of GoFundMe revenue. First she paid her presumably overdue rent. She got herself more lipstick. Then, after a post saying she "had a pretty rough week", she posted about going out with yet another newly acquired pack of rando "friends". In case you want to send her more money to help her get surgery/pay bills/whatever the GFM is for today, she is now helpfully including the domain she just purchased which is pointed at her GFM page. Dig deep, internet fam! Her soul needs this!

Rachel Billow, sous chef for the drive-thru called Julia Allison's digestive tract, keeps on keepin' on with her totally-not-going-to-run-over-a-kid driving technique: Hancock Building in the fog. Not a bad photo, considering I was driving and therefore not looking at the camera. http://twitpic.com/h1owuabout 9 hours ago from TwitterFon I think we're starting to figure out why she's friends with Julia Allison.