With the impending re-re-relaunch of Morte d'Mary, the lifestyle blog for rich people in Houston, Mary Rambin has been busy organizing her content, putting together her blogboard of future post ideas, analyzing topic trends, and managing her event calendar to bring us a totally new, interesting blog. Or, she's just going out and getting yet more pics of herself taken: Pulling clothes from Tootsies for my photo shoot tomorrow. It’s time for new pictures and I finally settled on a day to do it (aka the last possible second to get them done for the new MTM layout). Ok, look...

Now that their niche is being killed off by the rise of softly filtered 'lifestyle blogging', mommy bloggers are seeking new ways to stay relevant. Well now they can cling to a last shred of possible fame by applying to join the cast of a mommy blogger reality show. A major cable television network and an award-winning television production company are on a nationwide search for Mom bloggers to feature on a new docuseries. The call claims the "ideal candidate should be an active blogger with a big personality and a family who feels comfortable sharing its journey and experiences",...

For influencers any holiday is just another excuse to be the center of attention and sell you things. So what were they up to today? Let's find out!

Less than a year after announcing she was closing her blog Mckmama, pill shiller, has now announced that she will announce a new blog soon. A new internet venture is unsurprising to everyone who watched her writhe as her domain was cruelly confiscated last year by The Man, and speculation has begun on whether this will be another personal-for-pay blog or something connected to shilling the supplements she once claimed could help special needs kids.

Julia Allison, special snowflake and adventure haver, just wants to make sure you haters finally believe she was a DANCER. Apparently unlike every other gee dee upper middle class suburban American girl, she took ballet. Wow...she just gets more unique and interesting with each passing day. My ballet school growing up.  I was never athletically gifted, but I loved to dance.  I practiced ballet from the age of 5 until I left for college - the whole thing, pink tights, black leoturd, hair in a bun. You guys, I think we can finally all agree that Julia was a DANCER....

Jessica Quirk of What I Wore is making it possible for you to wear what she wore - for a price. (more…)

Naomi Davis, can produce children, has shared her parent survival tips while New York City slowly withers under lockdown. Apparently instead of saying 'screw it' and taking their little germ factories to the park and picking up some takeaway like the rest of NYC is doing, her solution is to lock herself in the bathtub and make ridiculously forced instagram content. (more…)

Nat the Fat Rat, apparently some Mormon mommy blogger, has a busy life. She has to walk around New York City all day posing for pictures with her baby AND go shopping and maintain a blog. So it makes sense that sometimes she's just too frazzled to keep up with her phone, right? Well the inevitable happened: Natalie sat her phone down in a bodega, walked out, and someone in icky yucky grody Poop's Kitchen swiped it! i was checking the address on my iphone when we stopped in front of a bodega to get snacks. i was thinking red...