Supposedly just weeks before the balloon payment on her home is due and just days after being ripped a new one by the internet for claiming diet pills will help special needs kids, Jennifer is "Praising God for the beauty He promises to always bring from the ashes": Yes, like a phoenix rising from a smoking pile of debt MckMama has now fled her 6th home in 7 years. Claiming "it was a chimney fire that got out of the chimney behind the walls of our house because there was a gap in the part where the chimney did a...

As predicted ole Messy's insistence on spending her body chop recovery cramming herself into spanx and skintight denim and trotting all over the place partying has resulted in her incisions becoming infected.

Stacey, "could be any mommy", shared an amazing story of bravery yesterday. Recounting her weekend "escape" to a cabin with "wonderful girlfriends", she talked about how sometimes life is about holding your course no matter what. She apparently learned this lesson after running over a dog on the way up to her relaxing getaway: The dog was just there. One second the headlight beams caught only snowflakes and black tarmac and the next second they outlined a shape my brain recognized with no time to compute or react.  I saw the collar around his neck, I remember that, or I...

As suspected on GOMIBLOG 8 weeks ago, Tatiana of Flora and Fauna is pregnant with number two. She made the announcement with her usual overblown blogger language: Every night when we climb in bed papa bear is so anxious about feeling the baby move. I tell him it's too early for him to feel anything yet so he just rubs my blossoming belly instead and asks me how the baby is doing today. I guess "Mama Bear" was waiting until the professional photo shoot was done before announcing what the GOMIBLOG Pregnancy Test already knew. We look forward to seeing...

The SO BRAVE Institute For Blogger Awesomeness, a research group dedicated to proving how awesome bloggers are no matter what science says, has released its latest findings. The new report totes agrees with previous studies that say bloggers are admirably brave. "We asked 15 bloggers what they thought about themselves and over 200 of their fans what they thought about the bloggers they follow," says Dr. S. L. Anket, head of the Department of No For Serious at the institute. "100% of respondents agreed - bloggers are omgamazeballs." Dr. Anket paused, then added: "Bloggers truly define heroic courage - being...

Carly Riordan spent yesterday having her 'colors done'. And you'll never believe what her ideal colors are!

Poundcake, the only female employee at tumblr and don't you forget it,  continues her quest to make sure every single person alive knows that guys find her attractive. Look, I'm sure she's a fresh faced, adorable, all American girl or whatever, but this business of constantly reminding the internet that some guy hit on her or said she is attractive  reeeeeeeeeeeks of insecurity. I know I know, welcome to "lifecasting" and "being real" on the internet. But this isn't Poundcake writing a moving, poignant account of her self-esteem issues and talking about how she craves the male attention to validate...

Stephanie Aurora Clark Nielson, sends her kids to hang out at murder scenes, is producing yet another little soul she can force into Godly heteronormativity. Yes at 44 years old the woman who just married off her daughter is about to squeeze out another baby.