Robert Scoble, sex god, has been having a funderful time at Internet Cheerleading Camp. Unsubstantiated rumor fun time! Besides the usual emails alleging that "Scobie was drunk, had drool in the corner of his mouth, trying to hit on me" to piss my pants over, we hear that Old Wobbly was supposedly talking Crap about some the presenters and wondering aloud "why some attendees were there, since they weren't "in tech" but just bloggers". Obviously these rumors are NOT TRUE. Scobie has been too busy doing what he does best: EATING! Someone bought me pancakes at iHop. I love receiving...

In a depressing announcement that can only mean God is never allowed to take a day off from preventing evil again, Sarah Lacy has announced she will soon be producing a mini-elitist: I'm only saying this now because it's increasingly hard to hide, even with the new desk at TechCrunchTV. Also, I'm going to see 200 of you at my book party tomorrow and I hate when people are too scared to ask because, well, no one ever got slapped for not asking a woman if she was pregnant. But rest assured, I am NOT becoming a mommy blogger. And...

Here is a nice evening lol for everyone - InstagramHusband.com, a satirical support group for those poor men forced to photograph their wives for instagram. If you did not laugh at that video then you don't spend enough time on instagram. SOMI, Instagram Husband!

Sarah Lacy, "writer" and travel expert, is still bortching and pissing about having to do work on her book. Prepare yourself for some serious screaming of SHUT THE FUCK UP SARAH: three days until book deadline. good god chapter 8 will you please stop sucking!?1:28 PM Jul 30th via web seriously. can someone just send a hit man for chapter 8?3:41 PM Jul 30th via web i'm going to make a tshirt that says "i h8 8."3:45 PM Jul 30th via web attn all 5 people following my drama: chapter 8 is DONE. NOT rewriting it again. pls hand me...

Meghan McCain, the most influential political mind of our time after Mayor McCheese and Moby, apparently did something Bravo Bravo something Bravo something for New Year's Eve: getting ready for Bravo w/ my fellow fox blondes Jamie Colby & @MaureenMakeup and snaps extraordinaires @JeisohnFiala & Sean. Yea New Years!6:22 PM Dec 31st via web Happy New Year! Thank you for having me Bravo - that clubhouse is quite the experience! Happy 2011 twitterfam! xoxox1:41 AM Jan 1st, 2011 via web Happy New Year from the Bravo Clubhouse w/ @maureenmakeupand Jamie Colby! http://yfrog.com/h40nkmj1:51 AM Jan 1st, 2011 via Yfrog pic from last night...

Rich Tong, decider of who is popular in fashion tumblrs, is asking for nominations for the next super successful tumblr fashion week: With NYFW less than 8 weeks away, we’re looking to send some of the most creative people from our community to cover fashion week on our behalf. Last February, we were amazed at the incredible coverage from the 24 Tumblr bloggers at fashion week and I can’t wait to see what happens in September.  This time around, in particular, we’re looking to include 4 bloggers to specifically cover beauty, hair, shoes & accessories. If you’d like to recommend someone...

Sally McGraw, personal stylist at Already Pretty, claims "As stylists and style experts go, I consider myself to be pretty open-minded." In the spirit of open-minded style expert-ing, Sally has posted a lovely set of rules about what you can wear and when. In the midst of such helpful hints as don't wear casual clothes to formal events, Sally took an opportunity to chastise those people suffering from depression for not making more of an effort: The argument that I see most often defending PJs as street clothing is that people who are ill or depressed or both often can’t...

Ashlina Kaposta, "The Decorista", evidently had a bad experience with a moving company. Rather than chalk it up as an object lesson in researching companies before you hire them, Ashlina decided to take to instagram and call for America to close its borders. Maybe I don't love my furniture like Ashlina...but this just seems like a really extreme reaction to getting robbed by a moving company. Do we really need to end immigration because some brat in Dallas lost her couch?