Mandajuice, now remarried, has opened up a waxing salon - and she wants you to know "Your hemorrhoids are welcome here". (more…)

Richard Carmack, soon to be ex-replacement husband of Freckled Fox's Emily Meyers, has spend the past year posting passy-aggro instagram messages to the woman who has made it clear she doesn't want him. Now he's decided it's time to call out the reason his marriage ended: internet haters.

Trisha Paytas, the fameballing youtuber who claims her boyfriend cheated or something, spent her post-breakup days sitting on the floor posting tear-filled videos questioning his sexuality. (more…)

Meghan McCain, author, is fully aware that her upcoming tome will forever alter the face of politics in America: hearing lots of interesting rumors about a few people a little nervous about "Dirty Sexy Politics" coming out...and of course I love that ;)about 6 hours ago via web Honey the only people nervous about your book coming out are the unfortunate book reviewers who will be forced to read it. Stop acting like you are some major pundit to be reckoned with, Megatits.

Scary Randolph, who's been spending most her life living in a gangster's paradise, is proud to announce she thugs: CR: I thug on a regular basis. EVG: Do you even know what "thug" means? CR: I know what it means to be a thug, but the verb eludes me. EVG: It means never having to say you're sorry. Duh. Miss Thugsalot is currently touring the mean ghettos of her youth, schoolin bortches and not takin no disrespect, yawl.

Natalie Mason, of the taped in blonde hair, turned to the fallback content generator of the gram thirsties - a Q & A. One follower who clearly hates eating asked if ole Natty had ever considered styling food. She responded with a list of her dream jobs. (more…)

Attention: Jordan Reid, woman who treats dumpsters like a ramshackle Ikea, does NOT have bedbugs! (We do not know this, but our lawyers  want us to say that.) Woke up this morning to the charming discovery that I spent the night cuddled up with a mosquito. Fortunately, I remembered this little tip for instant itch relief: just dissolve a couple of Alka-Seltzer tablets in some water and apply the mixture to the bite. Alka-Seltzer is presently fizzing away in a glass on our kitchen table while I smack at my ankles (no scratching!) inantici…pation. It is very likely that waking...

Robbie Tripp, Christmas ruiner, has posted his latest egobomb screed. Confidently proclaiming that we will all one day be working for him, he wants to hammer home his unfathomable belief that music is what he was 'born to do'. (more…)