OMGBEARS! is starting out on her final trek into the snow, in search of the fearsome creature who scared her eyes into permanent AHHHHHH. On my way to the last run of the day. Fare thee well, Bears. We hope you conquer the mighty frightbeast.

Hogfathering, husband of Ballerinafarm, shared proof that his wife's father had passed with a snap of his body being carried out in a sheet.

Alix Earle posted a TikTok last night that seemed to passively address all the accusations of cosmetic surgery. Unfortunately it didn't prove what she thinks it did.

A fetus lurches in the night! Cary Randolph Fuller Radasky, hurricane survivor, has announced she and her second husband are expecting a lady child 'this winter'.

Maggie Mason, apparently mighty, has declared that the "Go Mighty team" will donate money to the Red Cross in the wake of the Boston Marthon bombings...but only if you use their hashtag: The team at Go Mighty talked yesterday and decided that we’d like to ask our community to do 500 small good things. We hope you’ll join us in making time to do something simple and generous. When you do, please let us know by tagging your posts on Go Mighty, Instagram, or Twitter with #MightyKind. When we get to 500 acts, we’ll donate $500 to the American Red...

Once in a while I like to get a little meta around here and direct your attention to forum wtfery you may have missed. Today we will be exploring the curious world of Plurabelle - a place filled with alcoholism, puppets, and husbands who won't let you poop. Lock your bathroom door and prepare to cringe at her years long internet trail of strangeness, which she for some reason brought over to GOMIBLOG. (more…)

Kaitlyn Neuendorf, of thelocallocale, decided instagram in 2020 was the perfect place and time to ask the same question every privileged heteronormative hipster nuclear family white lady has asked since the first basic bortch created a Livejournal account. (more…)

Cary Randolph, finally getting married, has announced she will be getting married June 20th in Bridgehampton. She also shared the amazing love story that has led her to this ultimate achievement. For our first date, Doug invited Cary to dinner at Tamarind in downtown Manhattan. She didn't know this was a test of compatibility--was she adventurous enough for Indian food? Nearly two years later, the answer is yes. She goes on to say "rom the start, we knew we would get married on Long Island's East End". We all knew she would as well, because Cary's been obsessed with the...