In the spirit of Cyber Monday let's talk about the most meta consumerism toy out there. By now you've probably heard about Boxy Girls. If you haven't, behold: dolls that celebrate online shopping and 'unboxing' their consumer prizes. They're even articulated so your future influencer can pose them just like their favorite blogger! (more…)

"Notes from the Handbasket" has spent over a year justifying why she won't leave the husband who totally did nothing wrong in having horrible images of children on his computer. Now that he has been convicted for possession of CSA material, she would like to remind you all that your judgment is ridiculous: Upon hearing about a man convicted on  charges, many women declare that if it were their husband, they know exactly what they would do. They would turn him in themselves, they would hold him at gunpoint, they would hate him forever, they would kick him out of the house, they would...

Mary Rambin, Houston's very own local person who lives in Houston, done got her hair did today yall. Boy howdy do it look goo-ooood! Yeehaw! Yonder. Ya'll come back now! Sorry, Mary makes me Texan. Anyway, apparently she went back to her natural colour color (happy now?) and as you can see above the change is shocking! Back to my natural color!! @lesliesanchez I LOVE Josie! http://twitpic.com/12aziu 2 minutes ago from TweetDeck Ok...what? It looks exactly the same. I don't mean to nitpick, Merms, but wtf? Please explain....oh. Forgot the quotes around natural. My "natural" color :) 1 minute ago...

In a stunning repudiation of any wrongdoing before or during the positive test result, Daryl-Ann told her 1 million instagram followers 'we did everything right'.

Naomi Davis, power couple, went to Utah and wants to tell you all about "slowing down" without internets. (more…)

XOJane.com, the summit of what online magazines for women should be, has managed to produce another author tantrum. Daisy Barringer - the "sports gal" for the site - has announced in a totally mature twitter fashion that xojane commenters are like, dead to her. Finished. They are insane and crazy and cruel and psychotic. I'm over it! :) She goes on to say: I feel like every comment under this post is going to be "no duh xojane hates their commenters, where have you been pp?" But I think that if you feel this way about your readers, it is in...

Poor Messica. She's spent the last week or so doing her Year In Review posts, the better to highlight how far and quickly she's fallen. Today she posted October, and added this poignant paragraph to her jeans and sweatshirts montage: October was another month full of memories for me.  We took our honeymoon in Iceland, came home and moved to Indiana four days later. And I couldn’t be happier about it.  It seems strange, but living in a smaller town has been really inspiring for me. I feel at home in my own skin. Does that make sense? You can...

Brian Van, thatgirlallison wannabe, has adopted the In-n-Out diet! Evidently it also has some libido enhancing properties as well: ow I’m staring at this double-double, unsure whether to eat it or make love to it. Ignoring the fact that the hot tub picture of him makes me want to listen to Bloodflowers on repeat while I write in my diary about how to accept the results of cheerleader tryouts with oriental fatalism, Brian Van has a lot of sexy. Yeah baby. You like that? Mmmm suck down that dead animal. Fucking hawt.