In case Issa, thinks everything is anti-fat people,  wasn't clear in her last rant about things she doesn't want you to say, she has provided yet another long list of things not to say entitled "21 Things to Stop Saying Unless You Hate Fat People". The numbered list includes such forbidden phrases and topics as "anything about dieting, eating less, or exercising more", saying "a specific size, shape, or weight that’s less okay", "any statements about “childhood obesity”", and, with a stunning lack of self-awareness, she adds "oing on and on and on about your opinion" to the list of "things that...

Midwest Messica, that bottomless well of vapid that is turning GOMIBLOG into Reblogging A Married Chick, totally doesn't look pregnant and is Bi-Btown STYLICIOUS!!! Or something. The whole outfit has a relaxed 70s vibe to it. Late seventies, almost early eighties even. I like pairing together black when it had different textures - the felt of the hat, the leather jacket and the kooky woven black sweater. I’m also still in love with this skirt (wore it first like this). It’s denim and in a classic denim skirt cut, but a lot more something than a blue jean skirt (blegh!). This...

It's been a while, but I had to give you a SOMI with which to kill your Friday lunch hour. Behold, "Pattern Behavior". You crafting/sewing forum folks will love it, but I'm having some hearty chuckles myself. Enjoy!

Daved Karp's Girlfriend Rachel, most adorable thing since that little monkey beanie baby, is doing her part to feed the Karp. Yay!  Rachel made nine pizzas. Ok...I really want to snark on her BUT I CAN'T. She's so dang cute. Look at her. It would be like kicking a puppy. If she starts making homemade mac and cheese I will have to slam my head in a door.

Sigh. Julia Allison, skewering sartorialism, wore...that incident up there to some ASME event she shouldn't even be at. To be totally honest, the green heels don’t look nearly as good in this photo as I thought they did in my head when I decided to wear them. They were supposed to bring out the green on my nails and in the necklace … but I think should have gone with the flesh colored YSLs instead.  Oh well.  No fashion risks taken, no fashion rewards given.  ;) National Magazine Awards Head to Toe - Makeup - thanks to CBS News :)...

The OMG MOST IMPORTANT DAY EVER is now completed. How do we know? She tweeted it of course! The day started off with Jessica driving everyone around her nuts, and prompting her father to suggest she put something in her mouth: Its 10am and my dad has already suggested I have a drink. Hahaha. Zen bride! Zen bride! (Zomg! Can't believe today is the day!!!)about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® ZOMG!!! ZOMG! Anyway, as The First Woman Ever To Get Married Ever continued to flit about like some kind of hummingbride, the Quirkster paced his hotel room and contemplated...

Ashley Brown, getting divorced, is joining another influncer trend - she's put her home up for sale.

Sarah Lacy, seen above on a recent trip to Whattheia, has spent the last week trying to kiss the ass of India and Brazil. Sort of. was in san francisco about 24 hours. leaving for india now. oh yeah, i was in brazil before btw. everyone was super nice. 10:23 AM Mar 2nd via web locals and taj delhi staff have been taking *excellent* care of me. far better hotel than my last trip. 9:19 PM Mar 6th via web So I'll take that to mean nobody was waiting to rape her as she once feared? Because apparently she is...