Mommy, Esq., recently had a "Girls Day" with her 5 year old daughter. They did all the normal things you do on a mommy-and-me day. Now you hams know I'm not the judging type, but who on earth takes a 5 year old in for a brow wax? Is that what happened here? I am so confused. Is this normal?

Jessica Amason turned 28 yesterday and I guess someone was mad enough about me not mentioning it to send me an email. I didn't mention it because uh, nothing really happened except a good time: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!! 11:47 PM Feb 15th from Twitterrific Some of us are twenty mother eiiiight!!!!!!! TV PARTY on the stereoooooooooo about 12 hours ago from Twitterrific Soooo many kisses. about 9 hours ago from Twitterrific 2 everyone (2 many 2 thank via twitter) that came out 4 bday drx & dinner luv u all.positivity + honesty =28 yr resolution. its everything. about 6...

Aunt Becky, medical marvel, evidently didn't raise enough from her GoFundMe to get another apartment. She's now on twitter railing against the friends who ghosted on her when she wound up homeless. Surely she can just arrange another medical problem and get another few months' stay at a hospital?

Megatits McCain, bestselling author, knows how to get people to the polls: Voting is sexy! Get out and exercise your rights today!12:43 PM Nov 2nd via web omg. THE MCRIB IS BACK!!! http://yfrog.com/muq6zj4:22 PM Nov 2nd via Yfrog Cue to a million bros in Arizona doing the Kool Aid man, and suddenly you wind up with: Congratulations Dad!!!!!!! @SenJohnMcCainabout 18 hours ago via Mobile Web Does this mean people are going to keep treating this bubble brain like a relevant political commentator for two more years? Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

Type-A Parent, arranges a bunch of conferences for mommy bloggers, revealed last month that mommy bloggers don't actually make squat. Now AdWeek has provided a more in-depth breakdown of the responses, and it's pretty eye opening. It seems most respondents invest more in premium blog themes and conferences than in actual advertising, and "product reviews" are number two in the list of covered topics with "causes" coming in dead last. The survey also reports that the "most despised job title by far is mommy blogger, with two out of three respondents saying they either hate it or never use it" -...

Happy New Year's Eve, hams! To guide us gently out of 2015 here's a final 'lol wut'. Elena, art of making a flasher, posted what she called an "hilarious" photo of her daughter lifting up her shirt for the mailman. Ha. Well ok then. Thanks Elena, everyone needed to know this. Everyone stay safe tonight and I'll be posting the 2016 GOMIBLOG Awards voting page with the final categories when our hangovers go away on Monday.

Sarah Tripp, uterine half of the cringe factory known as the Las Vegas Tripp family, has confirmed what the GOMI Pregnancy Test has been saying all week - she's pregnant.

It was just 5 months ago that Gala Darling, her mood is a choice, was gushing about being able to "fluff around in xoJane’s hot pink offices" as the site's Beauty Editor. Well it seems her fluffing days might be over: Gala is also no longer listed on the site's staff roster. Since there doesn't seem to be any statement given by either party about why Gala is no longer part of the fast paced world of internet lady mags, we assume she has simply become so busy with her Blahcadamy that she can no longer find the time to share her eyeliner...