Sarah "I'm Woodward" Lacy, place hater, managed somehow to get into South America last week without being raped at the airport. Once there she settled in to write a nice piece about how much other places suck: Chile is quite literally a breath of fresh air after three weeks in China and three weeks in India. The weather is absolutely breezy and beautiful, exotic birds are chirping, and it’s CLEAN. Amazingly clean. Both the air and the sidewalks. Not a whiff of urine or human feces in the air. Sorry to be graphic, but it’s a shockingly welcome olfactory omission...

The big secret project Young House Love is itching to reveal has been leaked to GOMIBLOG - and it's just a bunch of cheap Target accessories. Featuring already played out things they have tried to make happen in the past (we get it, you have a chihuahua) the collaboration appears to mostly be decorative hooks and weird doorknobs. So for all you YHL "dawgs" who were making panty pudding waiting for their big announcement tomorrow, there you go. Hooray or something.

Cecilyk, race relations justice fighter from her sofa, jumped on yet another hashtag this week. During her train ride to LastStabAtRelevanceville, she tweeted this claim. If you're wondering why you've never heard this story before, don't worry - you have. Just not this new version. One version tells of a young Cecily joy riding with a friend's car and being forced to apologize. Pretty quickly we found their liquor stash, and soon we found their car keys, and we were driving their car through town, drunk...It was New Year’s Eve of 1981 when my mom asked me about the car...I...

Mary Rambin, humble, went to church yesterday where she discovered she is full of faults, and human. She often finds quotes from the bible help her articulate her thoughts: You may think that the situations is hopeless, but God gives us grace when we turn away from our own interests. James 4:6 Even when quoting the Holy Book she can't manage to use grammar and spellcheck. But who cares; saying 'sup' to the Lord is just something to get done so she can get to her earthly reward: Yes, Mare Mare has been working so hard, she deserves another vacation....

Robbie Tripp, 'big ladies' love him, has been busy showing off his Desert Money Tripp Oasis. We should all be impressed by the utterly average Buttfart, AZ house he has purchased seemingly by doing nothing but fondling his wife's body on instagram. Because, according to Tripp, anyone not impressed by his Desert Money House is a skinhead that lives in a trailer park. (more…)

You guys really seem to love her, so here's our Richal thanking you for your support! Yes, I know, I'm a little behind, but I'm working a lot of hours right now cause baby needs a new pair of shoes. I'll get caught up tonight!

An 18 year old woman in Austria is suing her parents for posting "embarrassing" photos of her as a baby and child to their facebook accounts. They knew no shame and no limit - and didn’t care whether it was a picture of me sitting on the toilet or lying naked in my cot - every stage was photographed and then made public... The photos included diaper changes, potty training, and other childhood events. The parents have refused to remove the photos, because the father feels "since he took the photos he has the right to publish the images".

David Karp has departed for Europe after criminally inflicting Tumblr on the intarnets. As you probably don't recall, Rachel and her boyfriend are  driving around Europe this month under the guise of "vacation". We know the truth. They are trying to escape the angry mob of bloggers who hate him for sucking up their lives with tumblicity and liking this post-ness. Run, David. Just remember The Internet follows you everywhere.