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Matt Would Appreciate A Positive Review

Matt, the poor beleaguered husband of KERF, is fighting back against the "jealous" people leaving negative yelp reviews about his chain bakery. Finally tired of the one-star avalanche befalling his company's page he has at last responded - and the crux of his response basically boiled down to "omg trolls": I realize that my wife is has the minutest amount of celebritydom thanks to her blog.  Who knew her fame was so great that it inspires the amount of jealousy required to take time to create a yelp profile, write a tale with oddly specific details, and leave one review (only...
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Emily Jackson Is Not Shipping Your Orders On Time

For weeks now the IVL instagram comments have yet again been filling up with people waiting weeks for their products to arrive - and now they've started filing claims.

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Sweetney Would Also Like Everyone To Know She’s Famous

Sweetney, of Sweetney fame, is so famous that apparently famous people know who she is. And of course bloggers can't just be recognized and not tell everyone, so Tracey had to instagram and post about the moment a famous person at a blogger party knew her name: It so happens that Sam Bee also writes a column for Babble, but I’d never met her until that night. When — after one or maybe nine(ty)(-ish) drinks — I’d finally summoned the courage to approach her, she turned toward me, extended her hand, and with a giant smile said, “Tracey?” Evidently meeting some person who has...
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Jessica Quirk Is Looking Thin And Beautiful, Loves Her Cat

Jessica Quirk, who wore that, wore that today. As usual the kind and generous entruhpruhnur (who is also married) looked thin and healthy and happy! Maybe because she is finally trying to get on our good side by claiming "cat lady" status: One year ago Adam and I rescued this little Gizmo. At the risk of being a complete cat lady, let me entertain you with some of his most photogenic snaps. It's really amazing how LIKABLE she is with a cat and a poncho, isn't it? I really had to drop everything and let you guys know that by...
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Jessica Quirk Brings Her Scarving Skills To Fashion Week

Jessica Schroeder Quirk, scarving expert, is showing Lincoln Center how true scarfness is achieved with this simple outfit. This season's latest shade of Sad Salmon perfectly blends with black. But of course let's not forget the one must have accessory for every woman: Keep on being fashion, catladies!

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Your Negative Opinion Gives Emily Gould A Sad

To follow up my previous post regarding GHOULLLLLLD's behavior at her book readings/signings I'd like to point out that GOMIBLOG has in fact had many reports of Embo freaking out a bit at hearing (or overhearing) negative comments about her opus. This story, the only one we have permission to post so far, comes to us from a fairly prominent person who attended one of her book events - an event to which "just a scant dozen showed." Unimpressive attendance does not seem to be an unusual thing for Emily's book events. Apparently our source read the book and as...
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Sunshine Mary Thinks Rape Culture Is Created By Paranoid Feminists

Sunshine Mary, "a concealed-carry kind of a girl", is taking a stand against colleges creating a "rape culture" - but not in the way you might think: Sexual assault centers and programs have only increased in visibility and campus involvement in the years since I’ve been out of college.  And oddly, according to them, campuses are even rapey-er than ever before.  They say there is an entire rape culture on campus. I don’t believe it, though. According to Mary there's not really that much rape happening on college campuses. Apparently it's mostly just drunk girls feeling bad about boozey sex, and being tricked...
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Bloggers Continue To Share About Their Vaginas

Jen, blogger lady at "Life With Levi", follows the lead of That Wife by posting about her attempts to tighten up her feminine facilities. Evidently Jen decided kegal balls would help: I put them in, and just to see if I could do it, got up and walked around the living room. They didn’t fall out. In fact, I could barely feel them. I laid on the couch and tried doing some kegel exercises. At first, I could feel a little pressure from them, but then they shifted and I couldn’t feel them anymore. Maybe that’s just how they work?...
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