Remember when Mary Rambin went in search of a new c0dz3r to make her a new tumblr template? I can't imagine why despite being unemployed she never did break my door down begging me to create the ultimate stylesheet. Well I guess her new hired monkey is shifting her over to wordpress, and Mary finds it all too confusing: New programmer has me trying out wordpress. I feel like I’m cheating on David. D - tell me we can do the same stuff on tumblr.  I don’t wanna leave. Jesus Mary, it's wordpress, not Oracle sql or ROR. It's a...

Jessica Reed Kraus, family values, spent yesterday hanging out with her 18 year old son and his friends pounding brewski, as a cool mom does.

Attention all you Jakeophytes: I'm about to make your wet panty dreams come true. Yes, I am combining the words "Jake Lodwick" and "chocolate" in a post. It seems during his internet break Jake took some time to learn how to make chocolate. Ostensibly his post was about Crystal Method and music and blahblahblah. All you need to care about is that Jake was in a factory covered in velvety liquid delicious, probably massaging it, gently into his skin, perhaps licking some off his fingers... A couple weeks ago I worked in a chocolate factory for a week, making chocolate....

Eh, the internet is kind of boring, so do me a favour and pretend to care about this. Kevin Rose had his 33rd birthday yesterday, which baffles me because I thought he was like 23 or something. Anyway, apparently rich, bored 33 year olds don't just go out to Momo's in bfe and do bud light shooters like the rest of us young folk - they fling themselves out of perfectly fine flying machines and post it on youtube. lol I uh. I guess that's awesome? Face your fears adrenaline whatever? I'll bet Kevin is one of those guys that...

Bonehead move of the night: tripping on BOTH heels and almost falling down the stairs at the Shorty Awards. Yay spaz! about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter

Sally McGraw, changing her blog name to already smelly, must really be hurting for shopping money. She's attempting to save a sweater that stinks so badly even professional cleaners can't eliminate the stench: The sweater is a thrift fave, too, but it is on its last few wearings, I fear. I’ve mended several holes already and it is threatening to disintegrate any moment. Also, it seems that no dry cleaner or bottle of Febreze can eradicate its stink. I really do have to try that vodka remedy you’ve all recommended … especially if it can save this sweater from the...

Cary Randolph, writer, is taking tips from Julia "I packed too much omg" Allison and tweeting her special travel experiences: To the guy sobbing at the Delta check-in counter because he's about to miss his flight: NUT UP, SON. #Christmas #LaGuardia 5:44 AM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck http://twitpic.com/uywlw - My suitcase exploded. The detritus? RUNNING GEAR. 20 minutes ago from TwitPic She's starting to sound like her hero a little too much. I'm tired of people tweeting about their airport and luggage problems as if they are somehow unique to them. And telling someone about to miss their flight to...

Jordan Reid, total nobody with a tumblr who aspires to be a popular lifestyle personality, rarely says no to a tv appearance, writing gig, or interview. Anything to get your name in The Google right!? Well Jordan did an interview with some rando blogger last week. Since there's nothing else going on today (unless you guys want her perrrrrrrrrrfect recipe for potato salad) here it is: (more…)