Megatits McCain, who will see your hate and raise you with more hate, just does not get how you people think she looks so different in real life compared to her online photos: people keep telling me I look so different right now, I'm almost 26 most media outlets use pictures of me at 22 or younger...thats all! 9:27 PM May 11th via web Well let's see what her official Daily Beast column headshot is and maybe we can clear this up. Um. Oh. Right, ok. It must be a Me/aghan thing to only post flattering pics. And hey, I...

Well, I've learned my lesson. I took a short break from GOMIBLOG and almost missed some more word vomit from our very own Scary Mandolph: Recently: standing at the kitchen counter, attempting to peel a hardboiled egg. The white kept coming off with the shole until there was hardly any left, and I stood there, pissed off, late, a million things to do, thinking, “How am I going to do this when I’m a mom?” That’s the question I ask whenever these mundane tasks don’t come easy, like removing an egg shole in one deft maneuver, the flat side of the thumb,...

Or on the internet. Jon Stewart: "It'd be nice if the ramblings of crazy people didn't resemble how we actually talk to each other on TV." Hey, you know what would be nice, Julia? If the harassment of innocent people didn't closely resemble the MO of a tiara-stealing, tantrum-throwing Donkey who cannot handle it when she pukes her life out online and people rightfully ridicule it. Don't hate, haters! She's turning over a new leaf! Yes, she's muzzled her critics, but she's also enabled comments, even though the only ones she'll post are from people telling her how beautiful and...

The Inartnets seems to be sort of cranky crankertons! sarahcuda it's funny the things that finally prompt you to unfollow someone...about 12 hours ago from web caro It's amazing how much irritating, status-obsessed name-dropping can be squeezed into 140 characters without a single @-reply.about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck paulcarr Waiting for food at Bang San. I'm as hungry as a bear.about 9 hours ago from Tweetie Jeez! Don't they sell Butterfinger ice cream around these girls? Just take some midol, watch Valley of the Dolls, dump a bag of chocolate chips into some JIF, and get over it!

Curated! Time capsule! Young House Love, 'accidental authors', returned briefly in order to redesign their site. After the flounce heard 'round the internet, they continued to sporadically update their instagram but have otherwise remained silent. Now they have quietly come back to reconfigure the site to be less of a blog and more of a static catalog of their projects. We figure it makes more sense for our project gallery to become our site’s front page since we’ve cataloged over 900 projects over the years (you know, instead of staring at the same old post forever)...Happy DIYing! Saying the site...

Stasia2point0, oops she spent it again, is making good use of her latest round of GoFundMe revenue. First she paid her presumably overdue rent. She got herself more lipstick. Then, after a post saying she "had a pretty rough week", she posted about going out with yet another newly acquired pack of rando "friends". In case you want to send her more money to help her get surgery/pay bills/whatever the GFM is for today, she is now helpfully including the domain she just purchased which is pointed at her GFM page. Dig deep, internet fam! Her soul needs this!

If you thought you would have to spend hours a day eating sausage and crisco, and maintain a careful schedule of sitting, tweeting, sitting, sitting, talking, and sitting in order to achieve Scobie's sexy manbody, stress no more! Scobie is giving you tweeted insights into his secret diet: Proof that I am an elitist SOB: I an eating fried bacon in Atlanta and you are not. Thanks @foursquare for the idea! 9:42 PM Feb 15th from Tweetie @tom_peters they advised against the boiled peanuts. But if you recommend them... 9:46 PM Feb 15th from Tweetie in reply to tom_peters Scobie,...

Shannon Bird, scared of Mexico, dressed the family up in Santa costumes and went to the airport for some reason. While there she allowed Hip Baby off her hip for a few minutes to enjoy a candy buffet from the bulk bins. (more…)