After her long, pointless "book review" of some Real Housewives' book (short version: "It told me everything I wanted to hear! Two thumbs up!") in which the only interesting part is a badly veiled dig at GOMIBLOG, Twatiana is feeling SUPER grateful this week! Let's see, what does a grown ass 24 year old married woman give thanks for? Thank you to the lovely and romantic dinner we had on our patio this Monday night. It was perfectly warm, the radio serenaded us and for a few hours we felt like we were on vacation. Thank you to this opulent...

Daved Karp's Girlfriend Rachel, most adorable thing since that little monkey beanie baby, is doing her part to feed the Karp. Yay!  Rachel made nine pizzas. Ok...I really want to snark on her BUT I CAN'T. She's so dang cute. Look at her. It would be like kicking a puppy. If she starts making homemade mac and cheese I will have to slam my head in a door.

OMGBEARS McCarthy, did she have surgery, took to her twitter during the Superbowl yesterday to ponder something we were all thinking: Superbowl ads sure seem to be targeted to men! So many Super Bowl ads addressing the idea of...manliness. The gay dating ad would've been perfect! #sb44 about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck R. Crowe testoverload, Jay-Dave catfight, No Pants, Dove ad, gay dating rejection: Recipe for Slate article about masculinity in the media. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck Dodge "Man's Last Stand" ad falls right into overload of masculinity-themed spots, too. "I will watch your vampire TV shows...

It was just 5 months ago that Gala Darling, her mood is a choice, was gushing about being able to "fluff around in xoJane’s hot pink offices" as the site's Beauty Editor. Well it seems her fluffing days might be over: Gala is also no longer listed on the site's staff roster. Since there doesn't seem to be any statement given by either party about why Gala is no longer part of the fast paced world of internet lady mags, we assume she has simply become so busy with her Blahcadamy that she can no longer find the time to share her eyeliner...

The six year old blogger conference known as BlissDom is peacing out of the annual slumber party business in order to "focus on new endeavors": What a wonderful ride it’s been for all of us! Way back in 2008 when we started BlissDom, we had no idea how thriving and successful it would become...It has been truly an amazing journey and we want you to know just how grateful we are that you are part of the BlissDom family. So because you’re family and all, we wanted to share the news that we will no longer be doing the BlissDom conference. The...

Jenny, of the He-Man can't-you-people-take-a-joke club, is not sorry for her previous post. What previous post, you didn't ask but I'm going to tell you about anyway? This post: you know what i think sucks? that paula deen got fired. i think it's bullCrap is what i think. i am not a paula deen groupie, so let's get that out of the way. nor am i a racist. and i don't think she is either. in fact, I KNOW she isn't. i don't believe saying the 'n' word in a joke makes one a racist. She blathers on for far...

OMGBEARS! is starting out on her final trek into the snow, in search of the fearsome creature who scared her eyes into permanent AHHHHHH. On my way to the last run of the day. Fare thee well, Bears. We hope you conquer the mighty frightbeast.

Natalie Jean, 'professional' 'writer', has managed to confuse and annoy her readers within the first week of her blog rebrand. Kicking off her new brand with two sponsored posts in a row, Natalie was forced to field some disappointment from fans. In response, she took to twitter and did some damage control: Readers gave Natalie a break, assuming it was simply awkward timing. That is until yesterday, when yet another sponsored post appeared. Today, when a fourth sponsored post rounded out the first week of the new brand - the second in a row, despite her previous statement that it...