As predicted ole Messy's insistence on spending her body chop recovery cramming herself into spanx and skintight denim and trotting all over the place partying has resulted in her incisions becoming infected.

Lexi Reed, former fat girl fat again, is now apparently home from the ICU. As the 'we don't have insurance' set up statement predicted a GoFundMe has now been arranged - to the tune of $200,000.

Jenna Cole, solo parent, will no longer need all those single mom meetup groups. It seems That Husband has finally taken a position in the same city his family lives in. Seeing each other every night will take some adjustments on our part. I’ve gotten used to eating what I want, when I want, and putting together something simple and easy for the kids for dinner and I think developing a food routine that involves preparing something for him will be the hardest change for me. And it sounds like she's already dreading the bedtime routine - all that icky...

In Mary Rambin's future we will all be women laughing with salad. Mary Rambin clearly doesn't care for bad standup comedians, as she wants to remove the one reliable joke they've ever had. Today on her More than Mary blog Rambin decided to take on airline food: When we go to their airport, we walk down an aisle of fast food and are forced to choose between the lesser of many evils – processed snacks, frozen and then fried meals, food infused with preservatives, sterilized or canned veggies, over-sized desserts, and candy bars galore. Or you can just bring food...

Today in slow news days, Nat The Fat Rat, part of the NYC Mormon Mommyblogger Club, has finally somewhat admitted she did not actually just pull all of last month's cross stitch brags from her skinny jeans covered behind as she previously implied. Originally responding to a comment asking "do you just free hand it? or follow some sort of a pattern?", Nat claimed simply that she "freehanded these, which is actually easier than you'd think when you're doing counted cross stitch". Recently a Ratter found strangely similar patterns for sale in an etsy shop, and links to the patterns were posted...

Jenna Cole, living it up, will soon be living on a 'stipend'. Six months after starting marriage counseling Jenna has announced she and her husband are dividing their finances. (more…)

My copy of "Design Mom: How To Live With Kids: A Room-By-Room Guide" by Gabrielle Stanley Blair finally arrived last night. In spite of its lumbering title I am prepared to provide you hams with a real-time reading review. I have bellini fixin's and a whole day to kill, so let's get this party started! (more…)

Somewhat old news, but in case you haven't seen it yet there is a wonderfully uplifting tumblr called "Women Against Feminism". It's full of empowering anti-feminist sentiments such as "I don't need feminism...because it causes misandry" and "I need feminism because I'm a lesbian so men disgust me". And the ever supportive signs proclaiming feminism the exclusive domain of dumb whores. It's mostly a bunch of the same party lines you'll hear on any MRA website, just pushed by vaginal citizens instead of angry dudes with nice guy syndrome roid rage. Enjoy!