Rachel Billow, one of the many BF4L of Julia Allison, has not yet heard of the hot new internet translation tool, Babelfish: I wrote down what I thought was the brand name of my new favorite pasta sauce. Turns out Sugo di Pomodoro is just "tomato sauce" in Italian.about 16 hours ago from web In the interests of googling that Crap for you, we present Babelfish. Welcome 1999, Rachel!

Miss James, the lowercase writing/homeschooling/hipster urban farmer wannabe running Bleubird Vintage, is expecting her 4th child soon. Even though she already has 3 kids she obviously needs to buy all new things for this one because baby shopping and nursery decorating can be spun into endless blog posts. But it seems she's having some trouble finding appropriately twee getups for soon-to-be son: ...i found that most of the baby boy stuff out there wasn't very cute. i was underwhelmed by my options and truth be told, i am not a huge fan of most vintage clothes and things for baby...

David Karp has departed for Europe after criminally inflicting Tumblr on the intarnets. As you probably don't recall, Rachel and her boyfriend are  driving around Europe this month under the guise of "vacation". We know the truth. They are trying to escape the angry mob of bloggers who hate him for sucking up their lives with tumblicity and liking this post-ness. Run, David. Just remember The Internet follows you everywhere.

It's time for the 9th Annual Shorty Awards, and Instagram and Snapchat thirsties who managed to get nominated are busy flooding their social media feeds with pleas to their fans to go vote for them. And just who are these "influencers"? (more…)

thatgirlallison, of the pink Craphole allisons, has weighed in heavily on Julia Allison's behavior during Hair. Her post begins with the high handed proclamation that SHE is in THEAH-TAH: The only thing that makes me angrier than (or as angry as) homophobia is bad theatre etiquette.  Theatre is my thing, it’s what I do , I’m a theatre person. Got that? Good. Because after reading Julia's tweets from the seats going on about Hair and how she hated it, Allison made a decision: from now on, she is a theatre manners vigilante and bortches better just be AWARE: I apologize...

Once again Hamily has deleted an internet year of her life. A quick visit to Emily Brill's twitter shows she has 0 tweets now posted on her twitter. It is not clear what would cause her to take such a drastic measure - or why she wouldn't just delete her twitter account instead. Will Hamily ever stop hurting us? Will she ever just create an online home where the unwashed catladies can go for our news of the Ham, without fear of her leaving again? And why did she delete her tweets this time?

Because I know you all love lovepuppy, that chick who loves Park Slope's battered women, I thought you'd like to know you can go vote her into a guest spot on Mad Men!!! Hey guys! You know I love the 60s and you know I love that Mad Men style! Waste a couple of seconds and throw me a vote! Please reblog! WhatIWore: Like What I Wore? Like my many Mad Men inspired posts? Then please, VOTE FOR ME!! to appear as a walk-on on Mad Men!  Wouldn’t that be cool? I call this outfit - “Accounting for Secretaries”… I...

The Marlboro Woman, the snark and recap site focused on The Pioneer Woman, is no longer a public space. Visitors were shocked the past week to find themselves unable to view posts - instead receiving a message that they would now be required to cough up $20 bucks a year if they want to view the content. After October 1, 2014, this content is restricted to subscribed members. A 6-month subscription requires a non-refundable $10 donation. FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS: (1) register as a new user; (2) click the donate button, pay $10 and list the email you used for registration;...