She's been busy taking pictures of her son peeing pantsless into the ocean, duh.

Me: "Dad...are you clicking on Mediaite?" Dad: "Yep." Source of traffic, discovered. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

Micholee Joni finally came up with the perfect stunt to blog about - the white woman with long blonde hair is making wearing an afro wig "the central gravitational theme of my life story". Whether at fried chicken festivals ("obviously an occasion to wear the fro") or at pinkberry rocking her "Gucci fanny pack circa 2004", she continues what she calls an "act of genuine hair admiration". The thing about me is, though, I have always been misunderstood. Misunderstood by groups of friends, people who know me from afar, and even by myself. I have always had people who dislike...

In case you hadn't heard, America had an election Tuesday and despite bloggers' instagram and snapchat campaigns, Trump made it to the Oval. Now most bloggers are coping the only way they know how - publicly. Jordan Reid at Ramshackle Glam, known for her intellectual think pieces, can't seem to get back on track. As a writer, I have no idea how to return to my regular schedule of cute shoes and funny parenting stories, or how to sit down today and start moving through to a to-do list that includes such imperatives as “start compiling holiday gift guide,” and “post flat-lay to IG.” She has...

The Cupcakes and Cashmere Nordstrom line has been available for a few days now. The collection is about as much of a yawn farm as one would expect considering the most vanilla blogger on earth created it. It's mostly striped cotton, shapeless dresses, leather shorts, jumpsuits, and various items made out of a floral fabric that appears to be the skin of a sofa belonging to my Aunt Helen in Boca Raton. Pretty basic crap that is sold at every Target ever since 2001. Yet this snore inducing collection is enraging people because it only goes up to a size...

The Whole Pantry, the app and community created by magical mystery cancer lady Belle Gibson, appears to be unraveling. The app is apparently no longer found on the Apple App Store - and publisher Penguin has pulled the 'Whole Pantry' book. ...we have been left with no other option but to stop supplying the book in Australia. We remain hopeful that we will receive the formal assurances we have requested in the coming days... Since Belle's instagram has been emptied of photos and the Whole Pantry facebook page seems to be unavailable, media outlets can only continue to wait for...

Following the likes of Matchbook, Brittany Abeijon and some other people have launched "The Facets Magazine", an online mag that urges you to "Embrace your diverse life". A once-over of their current issue shows it boasts such "diverse" things as a fall fashion guide, Halloween costume ideas, and tips for Thanksgiving dinner. What a refreshing change from the usual fall magazine fare, to be sure. There is also an entire page of "feedback" from readers that rivals the comment section of any popular blog, with such gushing praise as "Amazing first issue - LOVE it!!", and  typical trying-to-be-cute articles like "One...

Once in a while I like to get a little meta around here and direct your attention to forum wtfery you may have missed. Today we will be exploring the curious world of Plurabelle - a place filled with alcoholism, puppets, and husbands who won't let you poop. Lock your bathroom door and prepare to cringe at her years long internet trail of strangeness, which she for some reason brought over to GOMIBLOG. (more…)