Having what most of us call 'Saturday', Katy, of The Invisible Kousin, did typical influencer workday 'errands' like '5th round of laser hair removal', 'hair appt', and 'self tan'.

Naomi and Josh Davis, of the Von Derp Family Traveling Circus, took their omglittles to Australia. They have now posted a vlog of their journey and it's a wonderful video featuring their kids being obnoxious for a day and a half. Highlights include their kids tearing around the airport screeching while Derp sits on the ground on his phone sorting out their visas, their kids spending hours on the plane screeching and reaching through the seats at each other, their baby opening a cup and flinging water, their kids climbing all over the plane, and one of their precious heavenly...

Dear entire state of Texas: thatgirlallison, bastion of wisdom and possessor of an obviously superior education, thinks you are dumb. The Texas State Constitution, as amended in 2005. That’s the text of the entire voter-approved amendment. Read it carefully. Oops. (via ohhleary) HAHA. Texans are dumb. Yes, because you are living proof that New York produces intelligent humans without fail. Stupid bortch. Go buy some pink Crap and keep your obnoxious, uninformed opinions about a huge state with a wide diversity of people to your fat self.

Happy post-Christmas, people. Hope you're all making it through your hangovers, returning gifts, hitting the sales, or sitting at work with a heart full of post-holiday relief. I wonder what the internets did to celebrate the day chosen by a panel of men hundreds of years ago in order to make nice with the pagans? Let's have a look! Project: Baby did one of their patented "drag the bed out in the forest and pretend we're in a Paula Cole video" photoshoots: ...and then shared some story about a flesh present: The first and most incredible Christmas gift came wrapped...

Emily, the Remarry Widow, underwent surgery today. (more…)

AriaNina, self-described cam girl, has posted some pretty raunchy, possibly NSFW DMs allegedly from supposed family man and youtube "celebrity"  ShayCarl. (more…)

Shannon Bird, CPS caseworker auteur, has given the world the gift of more Bird dna. Just in time for Christmas she has finally given birth to #soblessed child number five. (more…)

Jordan Reid Berkow, person who gets interviewed, spent last night reliving her experiences in Los Angeles on her blog. Apparently she was broken into while living in LA JUST LIKE IN NEW YORK!!! She goes on about moving to LA and blah blah and then, she drops these weird statements: When I first moved out to LA after graduation, I knew no one. Well, one person – my ex-boyfriend, Rob, whom I later ended up getting back together with for awhile – but really, I felt quite alone...Over the next few months worse things happened, including some crushing loneliness, and...