First we get an example of cookbook author Gluten Free Girl's baking methods: I'm not what you would call "a person who cooks", but I'm fairly certain that "it varies" and "stick in oven and keep checking until it seems done" makes for a pretty Crapty recipe. Shauna, there's a reason people mock you and your cookbooks, and this is why. Elsewhere Jessica Quirk, whose full-time What I Wore blog continues its slide into obscurity, posted this weirdly worded tweet: Obviously she could be saying she has had a bad period of time spanning the last 24 hours. Taking into account...

OMGBEARS is in California, where she obviously blinked her doll eyes, looked around, and said "holy bears, hair salons!" I went to LA and look what it did to my hair. http://twitpic.com/n7rqyabout 2 hours ago from TweetDeck Oh, Bears! This is great. You know that thing they did, with the water, and the shampoo? Yeah, keep doing that. You know, on the daily. It's not just a treat for you at the salon. Also, throw out all your rubber bands and wear that Crap down for a while. Ok, good job, now look around and find a store that's not...

Peter Feld, who guards the Holy Grail in the valley of the Crescent Moon, wants you durned kids to realize you don't know nothin' bout the REAL New York! Yet another tumblr posted those pics of the 80's subways (they've already been posted 9039285721 times, welcome to tumblr) which got this reaction from Doree Sharir (?), whose name sounds familiar but I forget: Yeesh. My commute would have been so much worse 25 years ago. Honestly, compared to NJ Transit, the NYC Subway is a godsend. This sent poor Peter into another manopausal fit about the good ole days: So...

Young House Love, Target junk peddlers, announced today that their blog is just too big now to like, even deal with, dawgs: We’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately: what exactly are our goals? What are we working towards? Hoping to gain? The answer, we realized, was definitely not more blog hits or traffic or approval. Honestly we both feel unsettled by the idea of our blog growing any larger, and we look fondly back on the earlier days when we worked less, slept more, and spent more quality time with our family and friends. Apparently they will now...

Melissa Ellis, (Official), posted an epic rant today informing the world she loves herself. She loves herself so much she will post a pic of herself leaving a clamsmear on what appears to be a dining room chair. Self-love wins! (more…)

David Karp, the hipster godfather, has managed to bilk yet another group of idiotic millionaires out of money to keep his empire afloat: Tumblr has raised a "very big and competitive" round of financing from top Silicon Valley VC firm Sequoia Capital, we've learned.We're trying to track down more details, such as the size of the round, and other participants. I'm sorry but didn't they just get like 10M dollars 15 minutes ago? How did they blow through that money so quickly? We know they didn't hire competent staff or procure more servers to handle the increasing traffic load. Oh...

Sophie Cachia, the 'young' mummy, has finally announced that she and her former footie baby daddy have parted ways. (more…)

Emily Meyers Carmack, the Freckled Fox who just moved six months ago, is moving again. The totally natural redhead has announced she and her replacement husband - along with six children - will soon be living in an RV. (more…)