Stacy Jordan, the weight loss influencer formerly known as ketoincourt, has announced she and her husband have separated - and she now has no idea where he is.

Rachel Billow, miracle of evolution, somehow continues to laugh in the face of Darwinism and survive: Carbon monoxide detector went off today. Turns out L6 (Level 6?) is actually Lb: Low battery. http://twitpic.com/inmp6about 11 hours ago from Echofon In the old days we would take Rachel aside, take away her food and water, and leave her above the tree line. We would tell her it's a rite of passage, or call it a 'spirit quest', but really it's called 'strengthening the gene pool'.

Many of you have long wondered how blogs like Ramshackle Glam manage to get gigs that seem all out of keeping with their reach. As GOMIBLOG has long said, bloggers have agents and management to take care of such things. And now we finally have proof of our claims. Digital Brand Architects, a "new agency in New York that represents fashion and lifestyle bloggers" has a listing of the blogs they represent on their site - and unsurprisingly most of the successful (or wannabe successful) blogs have joined the company to help further their search for money and fame. Clients...

Mary Rambin, humble, went to church yesterday where she discovered she is full of faults, and human. She often finds quotes from the bible help her articulate her thoughts: You may think that the situations is hopeless, but God gives us grace when we turn away from our own interests. James 4:6 Even when quoting the Holy Book she can't manage to use grammar and spellcheck. But who cares; saying 'sup' to the Lord is just something to get done so she can get to her earthly reward: Yes, Mare Mare has been working so hard, she deserves another vacation....

Claire and Laura, apparently twins who blog about travel, have put up a post explaining their aspiration filled travelgram is a reality that "doesn’t exist". Saying "it’s time to set the record straight...and suggest that in reality, Instagram means living a lie", the twins listed all the reasons you need to stop assuming they are wealthy globetrotters just because that's what they suggest on their social media. Saying their lives have been "pretty messy this year and it’s been far from a series of glamorous holidays and care-free travels", they nevertheless continued posting breathtaking travel photos because obviously real life...

First of all, it has to be said: Whoa bortch. Look at the sex dripping off this hunk of man. Ok. Moving on! Michael Arrington, misguided person in charge of hiring people, actually thinks there are times when Paultato Head Carr writes well!!! @kate_marigold it's necessary. @paulcarr only writes well when he feels threatened and vulnerable.about 22 hours ago from web in reply to kate_marigold So basically Arringitout forces Carr to I dunno, read his own articles naked in front of Lance Bass? Makes him watch "Becker" reruns with a wicked stoned sea otter? Tells him to turn in a...

Emma Carmichael, the 25 year old brought on as Jezebel's new Editor-In-Chief, has barely been at the helm for two weeks and already staffers are leaving. Lindy West informed everyone via twitter that last Friday was her final day at the ladyblog. On Friday longtime Jezebel staffer Tracie Egan Morrissey announced she too would be leaving. I've learned in the past eight years is that I actually don't have to prove myself to anyone as my awesomeness has been so...blatantly obvious this entire time and my only regret is that I ever—even for one moment—gave a flying ---- about what...

Carly, white wealthy woman, has finally revealed her neverending home makeover. Since I'm stuck here for lunch and have a lot of opinions, let's dive in shall we? (more…)