Arielle Charmas, her hair is full of secrets, is already setting up her daughter for instagram fame. (more…)

I guess there's no better way to get people looking at your commercial story slides than sandwiching them in between gripping medical drama.

In the three harrowing weeks since Jake announced he was taking an internet break, we've all been trying to keep busy. I took up cross stitch and juliaspublicist opened an Etsy store selling xerox copies of people's asses, and we both watched a lot of zombie movies. But nothing replaces Jake Lodwick. Well finally we are down to just one more week of waiting, because on November 17th Mr. Lodwick Sir will be back online! In the meantime, Jake would like to know: how old are you? I am curious, before I start blogging again in 12 days, how old...

Natalie Mason, of the taped in blonde hair, turned to the fallback content generator of the gram thirsties - a Q & A. One follower who clearly hates eating asked if ole Natty had ever considered styling food. She responded with a list of her dream jobs. (more…)

Mary Rambin, hates airports, is no longer just complaining about airport food. Now she's moved on to complaining about the quality of wine offered on airplanes. Nine times out of ten, the wine they serve on airplanes (especially in coach) tastes like rubbing alcohol and gives you a headache after only one little bottle.  Can you tweet #notworthit? Maybe I'm not enough of a wine snob, but when I reach the point where I'll pay 5 dollars for 4 oz. of wine I really don't care what it tastes like. By then I probably just want some alcohol in me....

Julia Allison, yoga picture taker, has at last decided to update her classic fauxga picture. Since she can't possibly do anything in private, Miss Julia Bunny had someone take a series of pictures she later uploaded with gripping captions such as: Ommmmmm Afternoon yoga class al fresco in Santa Monica.  It was heaven. Presumably that Taylor guy  was taking all these poses, since he was there but only appears in one pic. So thanks to him for providing us with a fresh new fauxga pic for a new decade of Julia's life!

By now you've probably heard about the teenaged "Instagram model" who dramatically claimed she would be flouncing from social media because it ruins lives or something. Because the media loves photogenic white girls with first world social causes, Essena O'Neill became an overnight sensation for her "brave" choice. After posting a bunch of stuff to her social media complaining about how social media sucks (while posturing herself as the Bringer Of Truth) she finally started to get some backlash. In her final youtube video she talked about a trip to Los Angeles, implying she was there as some kind of...

CheyB, "relationship expert", has already gifted us vaginal citizens with top secret info about men that women "need" to know. Now he is going to help single mothers raise decent man children. Unfortunately, in many cases, a young male may love his mother to death, but the respect factor isn’t always there simply because you’re a woman. The extent of that respect will be simply because you’re his mother. What he needs is a man who will enforce rules, regulations, standards, requirements and firm consequences for breaking rules. His advice includes awesome tips like "strategically position him around a man...