Today I was instructed by my loving and adoring fans who are all jealous of me to check out yet another Park Slope Princess. Pigeon toed Love Puppy up there has some blog where she takes pictures of herself in Crap she bought at goodwill and tells us how awse she is, and demands that you agree or gtfo. I've seen the blog and I find it boring as all hole, frankly. I could give a liquid Crap what Jessica is wearing. I don't even care what *I* wear. I also find her whole "I am SO FUCKING FASHION" attitude...

Today from the online world of baby catfishing comes yet another example of how internet nuts will misuse all those photos you put online featuring your babies and kids. It seems some facebook has been created to share the story of micropreemies Camdyn and Cade. The facebook page implies the mother of the twins created the page - except the woman known as Rebekeh Gordon is NOT the mother of these children. The real mother of the children has evidently discovered what's going on, and is now on the fakey's facebook wall calling out the deception: They are MY kids! She...

Dooce, still talking, is still talking. She was apparently a speaker at some "XOXO" conference. I guess she was there to yammer on yet again about why she left blogging. She is now claiming that despite her amazing sponsored content, she's basically being forced to retire-except-not because brands now want approval on sponsored post content. (more…)

Nick Denton is the huggable sweetheart behind the insanely awesome and well-written Gawker website. Everyone who knows him has nothing but loving things to say - in fact, his kindness and sensitivity are so well known, there was even talk of including a "Nickie" in the new My Little Pony series. Nick is renowned for his deep love of the Gawker readers and commenting community. He even does customer service through his twitter, helping readers with the very rare Gawker website complaint: Sources say Denton has been known to declare "Gawker staff hug day" where he hugs every member of...

Shauna James Ahern, totally expert cooking instruction giver over at Gluten Free Girl, wants to write a fourth cookbook called American Classics, Reinvented. Apparently no other person anywhere has provided recipes on how to make "classic" American food in a gluten free manner, and Shauna and her dirty-fingernailed chef husband want to fill that void. Obviously they can't just buy a few Good Housekeeping cookbooks from the 1940s and go grocery shopping. No, they need to "experience" the food. In order to make that happen, they are asking the internets to give them $15,000 so they can drive around the US eating...

Kate Bryan, of k8_smallthings fame, is just like us. She has tons to do - and it all has to get done this week. Strap in for the ride of your life as Kate details her time consuming obligations via ig story.

Looks like Jon is having a fun Sunday, if not a very smart one. Not sure documenting yourself driving around with open booze is the best way to celebrate a wedding, but hey, you do you. Maybe Cecily can jump in and high five them for sticking it to the DUI checkpoint man.

Hogfathering, husband of Ballerinafarm, shared proof that his wife's father had passed with a snap of his body being carried out in a sheet.