Robert Scoble, sex god, has been having a funderful time at Internet Cheerleading Camp. Unsubstantiated rumor fun time! Besides the usual emails alleging that "Scobie was drunk, had drool in the corner of his mouth, trying to hit on me" to piss my pants over, we hear that Old Wobbly was supposedly talking Crap about some the presenters and wondering aloud "why some attendees were there, since they weren't "in tech" but just bloggers". Obviously these rumors are NOT TRUE. Scobie has been too busy doing what he does best: EATING! Someone bought me pancakes at iHop. I love receiving...

Jessica Schoeder Quirk, only say nice things about her please, is gettin' her creative on with a little help from a book everyone else has already read. Ever on the pulse of now, Messica recently picked up Hugh MacLeod's book "Ignore Everybody" - because she just has to start tuning out all your negativity do you hear? Last week I got an e-mail from a friend of mine urging me to pick upIgnore Everybody: And 39 Other Keys to Creativity by Hugh MacLeod, so I did. For anyone who’s considering getting into the whole blog-as-career game, it’s a must read.  My...

Sarah Lacy, child hater, has been cranking out the content since AOL announced its acquisition of her employer. Maybe it paid off: POTENTIALLY VERY GOOD NEWS. (just had to tell someone)about 14 hours ago via web As long as it doesn't involve her moving to New York. No need to exchange lovepuppy for another classist bortch.

Kevin Rose, revolving door for vaginas, is calling someone 'gf' again on his twitter. This may have been going on for a while and I didn't notice. What, don't give me that look. I don't check his twitter everyday, he's boring as watching a frog sweat. Anyway, the exciting tweet: Enjoying some michter's whiskey with the gf, good stuffabout 1 hour ago from Tweetie This could be any one of 4.5 million women, and could have been going on for six months or nine days. Kevin basically wipes his nose with women so I really don't care enough to find...

Sarah Lacy, self-absorbed twet and not-going-to-Brazil person, has christened herself the new Bob Woodward. (Me on the phone with Bernstein, er...Paul Carr discussing Spotify last night. That's right, Paul, I'm Woodward.) Look folks. If the 9 people who know slash care who you are aren't dubbing you with the moniker you've desired your whole life, then maybe it's because you haven't given them any reason to make the connection. Assigning  yourself a nickname just makes you sound like George Costanza demanding to be called T-Bone - pathetic.

Post-Karp Tumblr continues to slowly morph into The Last Days Of Geocities. They have announced they will now be shoving affiliate links in your posts. In a couple weeks we’re going to start adding something called “affiliate codes” to links on Tumblr that don’t already have one...What are affiliate codes? Basically, they tell a merchant that a customer came from Tumblr. And if there’s a sale, Tumblr may get a commission for the referral. They currently allow you to opt out of affiliate links, but critics wonder how long that will last before Tumblr starts forcing users to pay a fee...

Mary Rambin, empress of Fantastica, is not feeling up to your holiday socializing demands. I am not feeling social these days. Strange. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck Look, she can't be a socialite just because you people want her to be. She's just a girl - a girl who wants to sit around in a pair of 90 dollar yoga pants, and think about who she is and what her life MEANS. She can't think in a crowd of people; and at this time of year it's so important to be giving and generous. So why don't you knuckleheads...

Mikayla Nogueira seems to still be spending money on her old mansion. Her previous 2.7 million dollar home has been sitting on the market since June despite price cuts.