Jessica Quirk Mommy Blogging


Messica Squirks

Messica, pregnant forever, has squirked her Quirk. Felix Alexander Quirk was born August 31st. Congrats to the family!
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Clarke Peoples Does Not Care For Canada

Clarke Peoples had a bad airport experience in Canada - and went on a confiscated-makeup-fueled rant that declared we should 'just throw the entire country away'.

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Violet Clair Will Make Your Death About Herself

Violet Clair posted within hours of Matthew Perry's death claiming he told her she was 'pretty on raya once', so his passing 'feels like a personal loss'. She then immediately began using the death to push her newsletter.
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Woman Assaulted, Possibly From Details On Her Blog

Many of you have no doubt heard about the tragic assault on Jenn Gibbons, the woman attempting to raise $150,000 for breast cancer charity by rowing 1,500 miles around Lake Michigan solo. According to the Daily Mail: Police believe her attacker may have carefully tracked her movement through her blog, waiting until she was vulnerable to strike. In the early morning hours of July 22, Miss Gibbons was staying along Lake Michigan in Mueller Township, Schoolcraft County. She said that a man broke into the cabin of her boat and raped her - identifying her by her full name. 'It was...
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Jakob Lodwick Quitting Internets

Jakob Lodwick, internet fixture, says “it’s time for something new” and plans to shutter his blogs: A month or two ago I put this on my calendar for today: “Announce Blog retirement”. I was aware it was coming up and I never got the urge to take it down. Now, it’s today and I’m stating that on Friday I’m deleting this blog. In true 'person who doesn't have to work' fashion, Jake will be concentrating on feeling "truly ecstatic" about his work and not caring if you people like it: To have a blog is to have some portion of...

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Jessica Schoeder Quirk Says Goodbye To Obese Poor Ladies

Midwest Messica posted her farewell to Brooklyn outfit post today. And what did Messica choose as her backdrop? The Park Slope Armory, home to the hated welfare shelter ladies: And a bit on the background - this ‘castle’ is the Park Slope Armory (and also houses the YMCA!) and was the view from my office window. I never wanted to take photos in front of such a landmark for safety reasons, but now that I’m up and gone, I thought it would be a nice way to remember my old neighborhood. She also titled the post "Be My Neighbor." She's...
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Be Something Besides "Slutty" For Halloween Already

Look, I expected "slutty ballerina" from the likes of Julia Allison. She could wear a nun habit and with a bedazzler and a dream it would be "slutty nun habit". But I sort of hoped for a tad more creativity out of the self-proclaimed media elite. I mean, really, Rachel Sklar? (I have judges robes for Slutty Sotomayor, but that's my runner up) (I assume people know that these costumes ideas are IRONIC)about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck I can't find my Susan Boyle wig or my judge's robes! (Tho I do have a judge's wig). I have a windbreaker....Slutty...
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Avitable Says Farewell Cruel Internets

Adam Avitable, the true victim/hero in all of this you know, has announced he "never would have decided on my own to walk away from my audience" - but now he's "done". (more…)
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