'Hey Natalie Jean', the book by Natalie Jean,  seems to be disappointing about 50% of the planet. As usual Natalie will blame someone else for why it's not anything like what she promised it would be. Abrams requested a traditional coffee table blog-to-book kind of deal; a lot of photos, all lifestyle advice--such is the market (for a while they wanted recipes? disaster!)--and that really scared me...There was a bit of a song + dance that had to go on in order to keep a lot of the essays that made it in the final manuscript--Abrams wanted a ham sandwich,...

Glitterandlazers, of some kind of fame, is apparently now too famous to live in New York City. In a rambling youtube video she explains she must flee to a different city where she can have more 'peace'. (more…)

Arielle Charnas, wanted her baby to be famous, is also famous for trying really really really hard to get famous. Far more thirsty than allegedly buying hundreds of thousands of instagram followbots could quench, she also hoped to have a reality tv show and she offered it all over the place. The email described them as 'the East Coast Kardashians' and claimed her entire family is 'killing it'. Please enjoy a glance at the hilarious pitch email: (more…)

Adam Avitable, the true victim/hero in all of this you know, has announced he "never would have decided on my own to walk away from my audience" - but now he's "done". (more…)

An odd trend has been rising over the past two years. Mommy/Lifestyle bloggers around their early 30s are sticking the toddlers in daycare and heading out for piercings and tats and all day 'me time' and all night 'party time'. It seems young ladybloggers with young kids just become bored with themselves and begin flailing about for some kind of new personality angle. SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME Enter the 'Mumspringa'. Ladybloggers between 28-32, usually with children under 5, suddenly start expressing a desire for tattoos or piercings; their personal style takes a turn into obvious try hard; they begin...

Barely a year after burying the baby she found 'not breathing' after a nap, Brittani Boren Leach, Oscar-worthy drycryer, is posting on gram stories about attempting to leave her replacement baby alone in her bed. (more…)

OMGBEARS McCarthy, tambourine player for the Traveling Twopointohs, is caught somewhere between destinations: True to expectations, this place is largely red and white and populated with British businessmen. http://twitpic.com/leqhb36 minutes ago from TweetDeck A search party has been dispatched but without FourSquare no one knows how to find anyone anymore, so it could take days.

Emily Meyers Sometimes Also Carmack, pregnant, is evidently on a boat headed towards Zika virus central. (more…)