Matt Cherette, the only thing worth reading on Gawker.tv, is so awesome even Sklarge loves him! Can't believe what a rockstar @mattchew03 is at the GawkerTV meetup. Everyone wants to meet him! about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to mattchew03 Of course, we here at GOMIBLOG have always known Matt is awesome, and obviously we are responsible for his fame. Because that's just how influential we are here at GOMIBLOG! Behold our power! We can make and break weblings! We are the...wait what? He was famous before that? Oh, nevermind. Still, pics of the meetup or it didn't...

Once again Hamily has deleted an internet year of her life. A quick visit to Emily Brill's twitter shows she has 0 tweets now posted on her twitter. It is not clear what would cause her to take such a drastic measure - or why she wouldn't just delete her twitter account instead. Will Hamily ever stop hurting us? Will she ever just create an online home where the unwashed catladies can go for our news of the Ham, without fear of her leaving again? And why did she delete her tweets this time?

Mary Rambin, Houston's very own local person who lives in Houston, done got her hair did today yall. Boy howdy do it look goo-ooood! Yeehaw! Yonder. Ya'll come back now! Sorry, Mary makes me Texan. Anyway, apparently she went back to her natural colour color (happy now?) and as you can see above the change is shocking! Back to my natural color!! @lesliesanchez I LOVE Josie! http://twitpic.com/12aziu 2 minutes ago from TweetDeck Ok...what? It looks exactly the same. I don't mean to nitpick, Merms, but wtf? Please explain....oh. Forgot the quotes around natural. My "natural" color :) 1 minute ago...

thatgirlallison, shockingly still single, has decided that the best place to be tonight is the TONY Desperate Social Media And Finance Climbers And Also Unemployed Artistic People party.  When rumors claim you've been Crapcanned by Peter Feld, I guess your romantic options become rather limited. I’m on the list for the Time Out NY’s ‘Singles Bash.’  I didn’t think I’d be able to get in (it sounds lame, but I went last year and it was pretty entertaining), but my friend was able to get me in and so I’m grateful to her, and yet very tired and wanting to...

Rachel and her boyfriend David Karp (seen above with Pigeon Toes) are ready to get INTIMATE with you! Evidently the King and Queen of tumblropia plan on graphing their wild monkey hipster sex in order to see who the real sexchamp is: This is going to get competitive Rachel and I are going to try wearing Fitbits during sex (with each other) to graph our physical exertion. I don't know about you, but when I picture these two having sex (not that I sit around picturing them having sex but they basically just asked me to picture them having sex) it always...

Sarah Lacy, cultural activist, is taking down @WomenWhoTech, who dared to use something something civil rights equality something...anyway, get a load of this pissing match: @WomenWhoTech: when it comes to "civil rights" we have much bigger concerns as a society. gay marriage, immigration etc. 6:58 PM Feb 5th from web in reply to WomenWhoTech @WomenWhoTech: if this is all the prejudice you experience in your life, consider yourself blessed. again, an example would be great. 7:03 PM Feb 5th from web in reply to WomenWhoTech Let's take a moment to titter quietly at Sarah "omg poorz and smells" Lacy trying...

OMGBEARS McCarthy, did she have surgery, took to her twitter during the Superbowl yesterday to ponder something we were all thinking: Superbowl ads sure seem to be targeted to men! So many Super Bowl ads addressing the idea of...manliness. The gay dating ad would've been perfect! #sb44 about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck R. Crowe testoverload, Jay-Dave catfight, No Pants, Dove ad, gay dating rejection: Recipe for Slate article about masculinity in the media. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck Dodge "Man's Last Stand" ad falls right into overload of masculinity-themed spots, too. "I will watch your vampire TV shows...

Shira Lazar, of the Pee Wee Herman laugh Lazars, threw the most rockin party for some game she didn't even watch. my superbowl party currently consists of 4 things: 3 ppl, 3 laptops, open wi-fi, open bar- anyone want to join? about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck Since I don't own a tv and I don't pretend to care about sports just so I can have a party, I have no idea who even played or whatever. Something tells me Shira wasn't paying much attention either. how many people are wondering what the superbowl would look like in 3D right...

Mary Rambin is now keeping score of how many times she has thanked herself for leaving NonSociety on her face. Or she is getting some more 'tox! This just in: spotted Mermaid was seen running around Houston late this afternoon after another battle with Botox.  From the looks of it, she lost. She tried to run from us, she tried to hide, but then for the sake of a good LOL, she surrendered the photos on her iPhone from her office visit with one Dr. Christopher Patronella. The post continues with another photo, and the usual commenters telling Mary she's...

Love Puppy, whose joys in life include feeling skinny, wants you to know that you non-vegan lardos are pretty too kinda! BIG GIRL, YOU ARE  BEAUTIFUL! is one of my favorite songs, ever. Just rocking out with my new headphones. Yeah, about a year after everyone else stopped bragging about listening to Mika, body acceptance advocate and food weirdo Love Puppy is informing us that it's ok if you want to be fat and pretend you are pretty! Because it's about how you feel about yourself! Not what other people say about you!

Hotel room party. Prom rules. http://tweetphoto.com/10666865 about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter The "prom" happened last night, and just like the prom you remember, it was basically a bunch of socially awkward people standing around waiting for a chance to get to the hotel room and drink. Of course at this prom all the socially awkward people are cooler than you, and spent the night tweeting about how they are cooler than you. I assume this was part of the Social Media Week wrapup bullCrap that my head cold kept me blissfully in the dark of.  I'm pretty sure it...

Gawker.tv, a site that is finally getting some meaningful pageviews thanks to Matt Cherette's coverage of late night (more posts like these, Matt!), thinks that you will want to crawl out of your warm hole to hang and get drunk with Blakeley. Can't get enough Gawker.TV? You're invited to come hang out with the crew of Gawker.TV for after work drinks this upcoming Tuesday, February 9th at Destination Bar in the New York. More details after the jump. Gawker.TV Meet Up Destination Bar 211 Ave. A @ 13th Street New York, NY February 9th, 2010 Happy Hour Specials from 7pm-9pm...

Sadface! Cary Randolph locked up her twitter, and now we will never know what brilliance happens in her mind. What's that? Oh right, her blog! Whew, I was about to go comfort eat or something. I mean, first Hamily, then Cary? Good thing her dazzling tumblr is still available so that we may enjoy her whimsical  sorority stories! Although I would have denied it at the time, when I was a college sophomore in 2004, I did in fact watch the O.C. regularly. It was a series at its peak, and I lived in a house full of 88 girls (including...

Shira Lazar used her magic space breasts to hypnotise Alice Cooper! http://twitpic.com/10tysw - Last pic of the night- doing the tango with alice cooper 3:40 AM Feb 1st from TwitPic Shira is obviously some kind of dabbler in magick. First she gets some kind of career, which is proof that she has the left ear of  Satan, then she gets to tango with my namesake! What's next? Zoltan and Shira in some kind of Harry Potter magic-off in Times Square?

It's quite amazing how many of us miss Hamily. She was a joyous example of what you can accomplish when you can take a year off, retreat to your parents' country home, and diet yourself into sample sizes before sending That Formerly Decent Blog Whose Name We Don't Say Anymore bikini pics of yourself. Yes, she was an inspiration to an entire generation of obese, slovenly cat ladies, and we daily mourn her blog. Well my friends dreams can come true! I guess That Formerly Decent Blog Whose Name We Don't Say Anymore mentioned Hamtasm yesterday and she'd like to...

Robert Scoble, respected tech pundit, has rules about who he retweets. Important tech news? No. Lucid opinion on one of his comments? No, sir. Who does he retweet? @Scobleizer I have an opinion about you! Do I get retweeted now? :D about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck @XerxesQados no, to be retweeted you have to hate me. :-) about 12 hours ago from web in reply to XerxesQados Having "haters" seems to be a popular topic on teh intartubes lately, and Scobie is known for staying on trend. Besides, everyone knows Scobalicious doesn't get in twitter fights. He will not...

Mary Rambin - mermaid, shopper, person who eats - is launching a new site tomorrow. What will it be? My "sister"* has this to say about the new format: Building out a website based on a blog (instead of it just being a blog) is a big step for me as an entrepreneur in the digital space.  On the new MTM, there will be less "lifecasting" posts, but the majority of the content will be based on our life experiences.  There is a difference.  In a magazine you have  a couple articles where the writers have actually used the products...

Amidst rumors that Rachel Sklar, Editor-at-Sklarge, is leaving Mediate, the email newsletter has evidently gone into give-a-Crap mode. The subject of the Mediate email has said (no subject) for several days. Is this just an oversight, or something more sinister? Perhaps without the anal retentive tentacles of Sklarge beating the backs of the newsletter team this type of mistake is to be expected. Either way they should probably fix that.  Or not. Whatever!

Sarah Lacy, globetrotter, is preparing once again to offend her friends and possibly flee her smelly neighborhood - presumably for equally smelly locations: ugh. that time of year again. ted insufferable-ness is starting. time to offend all my friends, turn off twitter or leave the country 6:58 PM Jan 29th from web (you know, leave the country and actually report on challenges in the emerging world not sit in a room and talk with rich ppl abt them.) 6:59 PM Jan 29th from web I hope she leaves the country again! It's been weeks since we got a report on...

Today I was instructed by my loving and adoring fans who are all jealous of me to check out yet another Park Slope Princess. Pigeon toed Love Puppy up there has some blog where she takes pictures of herself in Crap she bought at goodwill and tells us how awse she is, and demands that you agree or gtfo. I've seen the blog and I find it boring as all hole, frankly. I could give a liquid Crap what Jessica is wearing. I don't even care what *I* wear. I also find her whole "I am SO FUCKING FASHION" attitude...