Your beloved Editor-at-Sklarge left a large family of street sparrows homeless today when she finally lopped off three or so years of missed salon appointments. Locks of Love whatever, what about my cartoon? I'll have to completely redo her hair. Freakin Sklarge always thinking about cancer patients who need wigs, never thinking about me.

David Karp, creator of The New Tripod, wants to know if you gonna get up in hiz grill if he quote you right? Can I use the word “nigga” if I’m quoting a song? He's just wondering. He doesn't want to offend anyone.

"Tickle Party" is the new "Wide Stance." about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck

Well, fun rumors are filtering down about some Moe person at that pms blog, Jezebel. Supposedly Moe Tkacik is returning to gawker after being fired by Anna (Holmes is the last name I gleaned from wikipedia). According to the mysterious source Anna "is pissed and trying to block it...Anna hates Moe" and "fired her because they didn't get along". Adding to the alleged drama are claims that Moe is trying to bring along another writer from Jezebel, and "this pisses off Anna even more". I know nothing about Jezebel. I never read it, because if I want to listen to...

Nick McGlynn, person who has never ed that person, finally got his hands on some real shill! Apparently Chevy is giving out cars to people to drive around the country in exchange for you mentioning Chevy every 45 seconds: I am going to SXSW in a very cool and fun way... CHEVY has asked a select few folks to drive down to Austin in style on an all expense paid voyage in Chevy style! I was graciously offered to join in on the road trip, so I could photo & video document the entire journey! Along the way we will...

Sarah Lacy, seen above on a recent trip to Whattheia, has spent the last week trying to kiss the ass of India and Brazil. Sort of. was in san francisco about 24 hours. leaving for india now. oh yeah, i was in brazil before btw. everyone was super nice. 10:23 AM Mar 2nd via web locals and taj delhi staff have been taking *excellent* care of me. far better hotel than my last trip. 9:19 PM Mar 6th via web So I'll take that to mean nobody was waiting to rape her as she once feared? Because apparently she is...

OMGBEARS! is starting out on her final trek into the snow, in search of the fearsome creature who scared her eyes into permanent AHHHHHH. On my way to the last run of the day. Fare thee well, Bears. We hope you conquer the mighty frightbeast.

Peter Feld, who shows up, took to tumblr yesterday to vent his menopausal outrage in a charming post called "Facebook really is a pestilence". In a post that I couldn't have shat out better myself, Feldypoo takes on everything from Gawker and hipsters... Yesterday, they’re misdirecting random users’ private messages, for Gawker to publish for cheap pageviews and tech-hipsters to mock in a staged reading at an East Village bar with the apt name of Heathers. (It’s the “new niceness.”) ...to the fact that FB is turning into Foursquare... Today, they’re figuring out how you can overshare your precise location...

David Karp, photographer, searched for himself on wiki and discovered no one has created his page yet. The only two without our own pages Karp, apparently the founder of tumblr, is probably amazed that no one has taken the time to document his life is stunning detail - after all there is at least 22 years worth of material here, folks. He shouldn't be surprised, since there is no page for Alice either. When I searched, I found there is, however, a link to a Spongebob Pirate Joke Book. PIRATES! I WIN AGAIN, KARP.

Bonehead move of the night: tripping on BOTH heels and almost falling down the stairs at the Shorty Awards. Yay spaz! about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter

thatgirlallison, health aware person, defies all known laws of breast physics by running without breaking her nose: About three weeks ago I started running in the gym in my building.  Amanda had suggested that I could walk for a song, run for a song, etc.  I did that the first couple of times and then I started walking for one song, and running for two.  Now I’m up to running for fifteen minutes at a time. Eh, that's cool. At least she's doing something. I can't rag on her for trying to be healthy. In fact, I enjoy running myself....

Sarah Lacy is being boring lately, so let's get in our Delorians and take a trip down blogging memory lane - to December 18, 2009! You probably aren't aware that Sarah Lacy, silent martyr, has a hard time doing life things like working and not being an insuffereable bore. After all, she is so quiet about her suffering, and never complains. So it comes as no surprise that Sarah reacts to outside unhappiness by not blogging about it: It’s the end of the year and my blogging frequency on this site is showing it. A lot of bloggers bortch more...

Foster Kamer, Gawker quitter, gave a rather fawning "gee it was swell, great memories, thanks for blah blah" exit interview to Gawker. Because hey, when he wants to come back in 5 months you don't want posts like this to be your final goodbye, right? His advice to the poor (probably underpaid) slob taking his job? The commenters are wrong, The Dark Overlord is omnipotent, and the number two thing to have on your side is Adderrall! Don't be a pussy. Enjoy yourself. Listen to the commenters. Most of the time they're wrong, but every now and then you'll pick...

Robert Scoble, tech expert and GOMIBLOG fan, is shocked - SHOCKED do you hear? - by the lack of reporters talking about Second Life. Funny how the tech journalists are almost totally ignoring @secondlife news read them here: http://twitter.com/Scobleizer/tech-news-people 1:23 PM Feb 23rd via web First of all SL is basically like the Sims, or Foreverquest, or Habbo Hotel. The Crap isn't new. It's IRC with avatars. The idea has been floating around since what, 1998? Since the moment people realized they enjoyed anonymous virtual sex online people have been skinning themselves in J-Pop and candy raver pixels and bopping...

Rachel's Boyfriend David Karp posted this pic of the stunning lady who graces his hipster life. Honestly the pic isn't offensive, Rachel's attractive, and I guess it could be artistic or something, and the first thing I thought of was "lol it's White Girl" from that movie with Natasha Lyonne. Which I'm aware says more about me than about this picture. But...still. Does this need to be on your tumblr? I'm not judging. I'm just...wondering.

I think my new strategy has to be meetings that don't involve eating/drinks. Jeans gettin' a little tight. Walks. Walk-meetings. Trend? about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

just in case anyone was wondering, i am alive 10:54 AM Feb 20th via web Wonder no more!

Robert Scoble is attempting to assert his power by not letting GOMIBLOG see his tweets! I can't believe he did this. How will I ever get my Scoble jokes now!? What's that you say? I can still see his tweets even though I am blocked? Then...why bother? I'll still check it and see wtf stupid ass Crap he is saying! Surely the techxpert Scoobie knows it's about as futile as Darth Vader taking Luke to Burger King for his 30th birthday? Wait, look who I'm talking about here.

Julia Allison, best used by 2006, awoke at (probably) 2pm Saturday for her Day of Pay For Access To The Bald Brayhole and spent a world-wind 3 hours apparently tweeting and taking pics before retiring at...what is that, 5:30 pm? At the end of the evening at The Four Seasons … Prom King’s Valentine’s Day Um...unless you are 75 your evening of the most epic romance bullCrap ever should not end at what appears to be late afternoon. But maybe we are wrong and it's dawn, and this is the post all night Vadgeburning Day sexathon pic taken at 6am....

After last week's "holy Crap whoa" staff changes, new Denton acquisition Remy Stern began his sentence of servitude to His Dark Lordship today. The reaction so far has been varying degrees of "Oh is that today?" and "Pics of him in a funny hat or nobody cares" so I guess...whatever. Guess everyone's fine with it and doesn't really care. No one's pissed on his chair yet, so that's probably a good sign. I wonder if he got GOMIBLOG's welcome home basket of ham yet!