Sarah Lacy, open minded advocate of class equality, is just disgusted with racism and bigotry of Americans: yeah, tea party weirdos aren't racist AT ALL http://bit.ly/cbah3A #youwonderwhyitravelallthetime 12:23 PM Mar 31st via web Yes thank beejus she travels all the time. The only time Sarah is truly happy is when she is away from the small time opinions of you unsophisticated redneck Americans. If only we could all be as wordly and chic as the glorious globe trotting Ms. Lacy America would a better place. (And if we could put all those smelly homeless poors by her house...ya know, somewhere...

Julia Allison, serious actress, doesn't care what you haters think about her makeup - she thinks she looks fiiiierce: With Annmarie Tendler, who has done my makeup for years now … Ever since 2007.  She really does a lovely job.  Today she tried out a new HD foundation from Makeup Forever, and I have to say, I’m a pretty big fan.  At less than half the price of my Chanel foundation (which is about $68 a pop, I think), I might make the switch. So call her a tranny makeup spackle addict. She likes how she looks! She doesn't think...

David Karp, creator of the greatest thing ever, EVER made for a computer even counting TCP/IP, is finally entertaining hopes of getting those long awaited face pubes! I think this is the year I finally get decent facial hair coverage. First the facial hair, then his company. I'm sure only one thing is allowed to be mature at a time.

Michael Arrington, hater of snark and cash fan enjoyer, is in search of a living creature to humiliate: does anybody have a goat? we need to borrow a goat for a few minutes. about 19 hours ago via web we promise not to molest the goat or hurt it in any way. it just needs to do a cameo in a video. nothing more. about 19 hours ago via web I'm serious about the goat. we need one. about 19 hours ago via web I may be wrong about this...but I'm pretty sure that the kinds of nerds that follow...

Julia Allison, hater of publicity stunts, is implying your Vimeo accounts aren't safe! After a supposedly private video was shared on RBNS, Julia emailed moderators of the site accusing them of hacking into her Vimeo account to access the video: Subject: I don't know how you got either of those videos, because BOTH were password protected until (apparently) tonight – and now they’re password protected again, but if I ever – EVER – hear about you hacking into my private videos again, I swear to god I will get a lawyer and sue you. RBNS moderators deny the allegation, stating...

I love it when OMGBEARS tries to be witty on her formspring: How do you envision your future? There are flying cars and jet packs. I can tell you that much. Wow, flying cars and jet packs. Wait, will we have robot house maids too? OH OH OH. Houses on the MOON, Bears??? Yeah ok, this was weaksauce post. But it just reminds me of my Grandpa sitting in his green naugahyde chair, yelling at my Mimi for a Schlitz and then looking at the grandkids to shout "FLYING CARS! I was promised a flying car. Where's my flying car,...

MeaghanO, the ginger midget responsible for Pitchforkgate, wants you to know that women are not just objects who get jobs and stuff because of their looks! She spent this morning posting crap about women in the workplace, and gender roles and blah blah boring Crap women who their way into jobs post to throw everyone off. Your faux SISTAHOOD and "well I never" posts aren't fooling anyone, ginget. What is it you DO at tumblr, again?

David Karp, CEO of WTF Are We Doing Ent., apparently thinks he is a lot more interesting than his hair would suggest. I feel like I have a lot to offer reality TV. Reps for Everyone Thinks They Should Be On Tv, Inc, would like to express their regrets. Apparently they already followed around the president of Tripod a few years ago. Thanks for your interest!

Julia Allison, soon to be forgotten, is once again threatening to take an internet hiatus. This post has been a long time coming, and I think it will surprise no one to hear that I’m taking a leave from lifecasting.  How long will I be gone?  Perhaps only a few weeks.  Maybe a few months.  And yes, there is the possibility (however implausible) that I’ll never lifecast again.  I love the solidity of closing the door to the past, of ending this life chapter with a definitive thud, all “Well, that’s THAT!” Yeah it goes on and on, whatever. Hasn't...

For those of you at home who don't care, Megatits was like SO SICK U GUYZ all weekend!!! I am so sick, I can't believe it. If anyone has any quick fix cold recommendations, please let me know! drinking lots of orange juice... 3:10 PM Mar 20th via web Waiting in the drs office on that paper table thing, there is nothing less sexy than this... 2:47 PM Mar 22nd via mobile web I hope I'm not super sick, I've gotta rally for my speech at George Washington university Thursday!! 2:51 PM Mar 22nd via mobile web Of course for...

So: Lasagna from Friday night. Still good tonight? Please say yes. I'm so hungry. about 11 hours ago via UberTwitter

Julia Allison, happy and healthy, has an annoying habit of mentioning something and, if the outcome is not to her liking, never mentioning it again. For example, Ms. Allison made sure to let us ALLLLLLL know that Meghan McCain had agreed to listen to Jaba talk about herself for 3 hours. If not for that pesky deadline that people who do actual writing have, Julia would have been breaking bread with the greatest political mind of our time. Instead it was rescheduled for Friday. Well that was supposed to happen two days ago, and instead of endless tweets about how...

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6844yOXYS4] Pretty much "What you want? I'm on my way to LUNCH" is the only reason I think Coochie needs to stay on my internets.

Megatits is SO TIRED of people talking about her tits. She never even brings them up, and YOU PEOPLE just keep mentioning them. I have just been informed the most googled thing about me is "breasts"....I dont know if I should be offended or flattered. about 2 hours ago via web Gawwwrsh can't you people just drop it? Stop talking about her body!!! It's not like she's always bringing them up (to her chin OH ZING). I don't understand why we can't all focus on her intellectual attributes instead.

In case you have any future regrets about leaving NonSociety and starting Ramshackle Glam, I would recommend that you turn to this photo: And then you will immediately be reminded that NonSociety was truly horrible, horrible mistake.

Jason "Pollyanna" Calacansdifowiue is just sick of it. He doesn't understand where all this is coming from! He thought the internet was a happy and friendly place!!! How can one day be filled with so much nonsense + hate? I think I'm going to turn off my twitter account, rent a boat+take 2 weeks off. 40 minutes ago via UberTwitter It's a day of flouncing indeed. First Jake Lodwick flees the internet (again) and now @Jason wants to go escape! Oh @Jason. Take two weeks. Go crappie fishing, maybe with an igloo cooler full of miller light and some archie...

Well Jake Lodwick, that guy who did that thing that time, is once again leaving blogging. I’m taking a vacation from blogging. I will be off until April 16th (at the earliest). My life has changed a lot and I want to reevaluate my relationship with you. I will miss you. UGHHHH. Dude, you already pulled this flounce Crap 5 months ago. It's starting to come off like he's just making sure people care if he's online or not. Post or don't post, this isn't 2002, we don't need a big "leaving internets" announcement!

Robert Scoble, sex god, has been having a funderful time at Internet Cheerleading Camp. Unsubstantiated rumor fun time! Besides the usual emails alleging that "Scobie was drunk, had drool in the corner of his mouth, trying to hit on me" to piss my pants over, we hear that Old Wobbly was supposedly talking Crap about some the presenters and wondering aloud "why some attendees were there, since they weren't "in tech" but just bloggers". Obviously these rumors are NOT TRUE. Scobie has been too busy doing what he does best: EATING! Someone bought me pancakes at iHop. I love receiving...

Julia Allison, sensible eater and champion of regular exercise, put down her cupcake long enough to let Americans know it is time to take responsibility for their health: Poop yes, we have a moral obligation as a nation to give our people adequate health care (read: insurance). http://bit.ly/aW9yPm about 9 hours ago via web And in return, we have a moral obligation to engage in preventative medicine, ie: STOP EATING SO MUCH CRAP so we don't get Type II Diabetes! about 9 hours ago via web Let's do a quick recap, shall we? Miss Julia has no job, sits around...

Sarah Lacy, Official Example Of The Hated American Tourist, Has been tooling about India again. You know our Sarah - she has a great time where ever she goes! So what has she been up to the last week? She kicked off her arrival with the expected whining about the hotel, because of COURSE hotel rooms in India should include "a dvd player" and "a trove of bollywood movies"; how dare they not have them! She was of course sick - again - this time claiming she was vomiting into envelopes during interviews. She implied her contribution to tech is...