Robbie Tripp, can impregnate his wife, has released his 'curvy girl anthem'. And it's just as full of body objectification and reductive sexualization as you might think. (more…)

The great passive aggro gram fighting between royal commentator accounts has finally exploded. On one side we have eholmes, who claims to be '#teamboth' while constantly appearing to shade the Cambridge clan; on the other side, theroyalfiles, who is fed tfu with 'not a royal expert' Liz's barbs. It all began with Liz Holmes posting a snarky comment about KensingtonRoyal's photos of the Chelsea Flower Show, an event which had the audicity to be scheduled on the same day as Meghan and Harry's one year wedding anniversary. (more…)

I'm about a week late posting about this - I went on a booze cruise and between the wind and the pink wine induced smoking I caught a raging cold, sorry. But I'd hate for anyone to miss yet another fine moment in the tangly haired mess at parenting that is Shannon Bird, so let's talk about the brilliance of letting your toddler play in a clothes dryer. (more…)

Sydney, blogger at Daybook and vessel for knowing and receiving, has announced that one month after she was "given to know that we would be receiving a baby" by some higher power, she is pregnant. (more…)

Robbie Tripp, litigious, has announced that his 'baby mama' will be blessing the world with more of Robbie's DNA. Screenshot via Instagram (more…)

Naomi Davis, stylish internet mom, has taken yet another strange detour on her hair journey. You may recall a few years ago she fried her hair into a platinum blonde. After spending years sort of correcting that situation, she's now decided to pour a different kind of chemical on her head. (more…)

Shannon Bird, of Bird a la Mode infamy, has some news. Less than two months after a publicly instagrammed visit from CPS, she has announced she is probably pregnant again. (more…)

Meghan Markle, former blogger at The Tig, apparently shut down her social media and blog in exchange for nailing down a royal meal ticket. Well it seems she's gotten her way and has decided to open up a new instagram account to help propel her much desired 'global Sussex brand' forward. (more…)

Tiffany King, paper plate socialite, had a bad day yesterday. Pray for my sweet husband as he lays his amazing uncle to rest this week. Her solution to grief? Go shopping! (more…)

Jenna Cole, living absolutely for herself, has announced her resignation as president of the PTA - four months short of the end of her one year term. (more…)

Katie Bower, instamom, was just trying to enjoy some post-kid-bedtime quiet with her husband when her son appeared with a night terror. Rather than comfort him in his bed she decided her limp, fear faced, dead-eyed boy would make excellent gram fodder. (more…)

Clea Shearer and Joanna Teplin, home organization people or something, did a quickie round trip to Los Angeles yesterday. While on the plane they learned some scary news. But even scarier? They paid for first class and the airplane ran out of champagne. (more…)

Michelle Bishop, ladyboss of 'The Ladies Edge', recently went on instagram live to talk about marital happiness. Her advice? Give up that sex, girls. (more…)

Sophie Cachia, trashier than a landfill, has shared an adorable story about her son's awkward boy moments. (more…)

Tiffany King, making chins fashionable, is deep in the boozing and partying of Mardi Gras. Unfortunately while she sleeps off her hangovers, her 3 year old is busy playing with the kitchen appliances - including the stove. (more…)

Shannon Bird, still scared of Mexico, shared a thousand stories about her bad day yesterday. The 'unexpected visitor' she recorded and posted to instagram? A case worker from the Department of Children and Family Services, who had apparently been sent out due to complaints about her angelic offspring. Lest you think her instagram posting means she wasn't upset she made sure to post dramatic sobbing videos of herself while her children were interviewed. (more…)

Freckled Fox, baby and bad decision machine, has posted yet another ego-boost ode to her wizard haired replacement husband. In a bizarre rambler of a caption she praised him for being a normal spouse, and concluded with a statement that essentially sounds like thanking the universe for killing off that interloper who ruined their first 'chance'. (more…)

Lexi Reed, all day every day is me time, wants you guyzzzzz to prioritize me time - even if that means dumping your grandmother at the doctor and leaving her there alone while you talk to instagram. (more…)

Brandi, aka the newly minted Mrs. Merritt, has been trying to transition from a fitness blogger into a fashion blogger. The results have been both hilarious and sad, mainly because her personal style is the equivalent of sartorial elevator music. But nothing will produce a mixture of lols, cringe, and rage like trying to make affiliate money off your knockoff crap. For your impending New York fashion week pleasure we present Just Brandi's guide to style for posers on a budget. (more…)

Once in a while I like to get a little meta around here and direct your attention to forum wtfery you may have missed. Today we will be exploring the curious world of Plurabelle - a place filled with alcoholism, puppets, and husbands who won't let you poop. Lock your bathroom door and prepare to cringe at her years long internet trail of strangeness, which she for some reason brought over to GOMIBLOG. (more…)