Jenna Cole, living it up, will soon be living on a 'stipend'. Six months after starting marriage counseling Jenna has announced she and her husband are dividing their finances. (more…)

Rumours have long circulated that Emily Meyers, the notorious 90 day widow who moved in a new husband just weeks after the father of her first five children was buried, has become estranged from her first husband's family. Now it seems the alleged estrangement may have extended to her children as well, with Meyers family members expressing their desire to visit the children via instagram comments. (more…)

Richard Carmack, the replacement husband who leaves dogs in cars, is on instagram today championing his great contributions to the Freckled Fox family. Spoiler: it's not gainful employment. (more…)

Shannon Bird, scared of Mexico, dressed the family up in Santa costumes and went to the airport for some reason. While there she allowed Hip Baby off her hip for a few minutes to enjoy a candy buffet from the bulk bins. (more…)

In the spirit of Cyber Monday let's talk about the most meta consumerism toy out there. By now you've probably heard about Boxy Girls. If you haven't, behold: dolls that celebrate online shopping and 'unboxing' their consumer prizes. They're even articulated so your future influencer can pose them just like their favorite blogger! (more…)

Katie Bower, full of reproductive power, celebrated her son's birthday the way all bloggers do - on instagram. But it wasn't enough to simply acknowledge the day. In the most depressing bid for engagement ever seen, ole KayBee informed the internet that nobody hits the like button for pictures of her 'squinty' son. (more…)

Brandi, just Brandi, has nailed down her baby daddy after a 48 hour 'official' engagement. After years of him seemingly pretending she doesn't exist on social media and wearing 'pre-engagement' silicone rings, she finally managed to hustle her thumb faced My Man to the courthouse. (more…)

Stephanie Nielson, has special rights because Jesus, proudly bragged about voting. She even took pictures to prove it. The problem is, you're not supposed to take pictures. (more…)

Emily Meyers, capable of reproduction, has shared a fun creative moment from her daughters. Apparently she bought some fridge magnets and let the girls compose thoughts out of them. The results are...interesting. (more…)

Jenna Cole, playground drinker, has posted an ode to her 10 year marriage. Grab some popcorn and wine because you're about to read the most cheerless celebration of a union ever. (more…)

Becka Clark, the 'bosslady' of making stretchy drapery loved by suburban moms, spent the evening hee hawing and y'alling her way through an episode of Real Housewives of Dallas. Suddenly she announced that she 'passed on doing this show'. (more…)

Jordan Reid, perpetual snore machine, has finally announced she has signed divorce papers. In true Jojo fashion the news was accompanied by a photo of her dressed in full glamthirst and posing on a pile of boxes like she was on a yacht. (more…)

Robbie Tripp, he out there, has apparently tired of being called out by the hilarious babe.net for his various antics. The final straw was a post by Harry Shukman pitting his book, 'Create Rebellion', against a manifesto written by the Unabomber. Now he out there with legal action. (more…)

Scott Hisaka, who can show you "how to eat and train right to fuel your performance and appearance", was arrested Thursday "on suspicion of murder and felony DUI". (more…)

Kath Eats, still eating, is approaching the arrival of Berf Do-Over. To make the transition go smoothly she has let her fans know her what her plans are for the blog during her maternity leave. Spoiler: basically she will work if she feels like it. (more…)

Emily Meyers, baby machine, gave an instagram tour of her pristine instaworthy home yesterday. The monument of aspirational living will leave you wondering 'how does she do it all?' 'what do these two unemployed adults DO all day???' (more…)

Wil Wheaton, "on Twitter from just about the very beginning", is attempting to become relevant again. He has announced his departure from Twitter in a long, butthurt post full of you-don't-know-me and the-world-is-mean. (more…)

The former Loseitconkatie, worthy of bail, somehow made bail today. She was being held after being part of a fatal hit and run. (more…)

The justice system is moving along in the case of the State of Washington vs. Katie Summers. Barring some new development it looks like Loseitconkatie will be waiting for her trial for at least 7 more weeks. She has pled not guilty. (more…)

Becka Clark, driving while a**hole, apparently took nothing away from the story of Katie Summers. Instead of being more cautious and focused while operating a vehicle, she decided to talk into instagram while driving. (more…)