Alina Gonzalez, still somehow not Baker Acted, has shared her thoughts on the passing of fashion designer Kate Spade. (more…)

Morgan Tyler, can do a handstand, and partner Keoni Glory, can grow a beard, have ended their yoga power couple journey. And one of them seems pretty unhappy about it. (more…)

Taza, wife of Italian-speaking Josh, has finally announced the end of the longest pregnancy on the internet. (more…)

Alina Gonzalez, squirrel feces, is being consciously transitioned out of her position at Anine Bing. But worry not! She has a foolproof plan to be a millionaire - by charging people for access to her private instagram. (more…)

Etiquette Hell, apparently a place to complain about the world's terrible manners, has announced their forums "will cease to exist" on June 7th. (more…)

Danielle Bernstein, she copied what, has announced an upcoming jewelry line that is supposed to be offered through Nordstrom. Unfortunately all hell has broken loose as designers have begun calling her out for allegedly using their designs. (more…)

Kath Younger, got remarried, is now pregnant. Obviously she had to do a 'gender' reveal because there's no point in getting pregnant unless you can make an event out of announcing your fetus's genital composition. (more…)

Brandi, known by 'just' Brandi like Cher or Beyonce, has completed all the important preparations for the impending arrival of little Just Bandaid. That's right - she got push pic glam squadded. (more…)

Emily Jackson, of the fame-hungry Skalla girls, wants you to know she is totally fine with her disgustingly out-of-shape postpartum physique. (more…)

Winnie Dot, apparently some kind  of Australian lifestyle blogger, is done feeling bad about not being infertile. (more…)

Eric Hites, tragedy on a bicycle, has announced he is meeting a 'completly out of his head crazy' 'troll' for a joint bike ride - and apparently everyone is welcome to join them. (more…)

Dooce, still struggling to be edgy, attended a sign painting party for the #neveragain march. And according to her, a sign urging assault weapon supporters to 'squeeze boobies not triggers' is 'currently winning'. (more…)

Christine Andrew, inexplicably has a million instagram followers, has an uplifting message for all you women out there. (more…)

Stephanie Nielson, heteronormative smug, has proudly announced her participation in a conference that will help all you gays learn how to pass in Godly society. (more…)

Leandra Medine, whose personal style was so abhorrent to the opposite sex she wasn't able to lock down a husband until the ripe old age of ~24, has finally completed her endlessly discussed pregnancy. (more…)

Stasia, now rebranded as 500tofreedom, has experienced yet another griftable opportunity, er, tragedy. How did this happen, you didn't ask? Well, Stasia explains that she was rooting around in her car for food when... (more…)

Emily Meyers, pregnant with her replacement husband's ladycub, is no longer pregnant. Princess Pinterest Leggings of Wolflandia appeared sometime last night. (more…)

John Bishop, husband of Michelle and an "entrepreneur", has shared a heartfelt message about gun control barely a week after the Florida school shooting that claimed 17 lives. (more…)

Melissa Ellis, person who lost weight, recently had an emergency c-section to remove a baby 5 weeks early. Apparently he's doing ok because her male family members feel safe dragging him around on the floor for instagram lols. (more…)

With like 30 minutes left before the birth of her replacement husband's Wolfbaby, Emily Meyers has embarked on a '40 hour road trip' with 'no destination in mind'. (more…)