Sam, urine burglar half of Sam & Nia, was allegedly "kicked out" of Vlogger Fair after "threating to punch people". In a now deleted tweet Samley Sadison whined: Other conference goers were less than sympathetic. This drama comes on the heels of Sam admitting he created an account on the hook up site Ashley Madison. His smugfaced admission video blames "fleshly desires" and "simple curiosity" while insisting that his wife and his Lord have forgiven him for his transgression because everyone is "sinful by nature".

OMG A BOOK CLUB! It's been a couple of weeks, did you miss me? Of course you didn't. Well you may wish I'd skipped another week because today we are going to plow through 'White Jacket Required: A culinary Coming-of-Age Story' by Jenna Weber of Eat, Live, Run. Hooray! Or not. (more…)

Natalie Holbrook, is what, celebrated her wedding anniversary yesterday by posting a moving love letter to the man who makes her lifestyle possible. Oh wait, no she didn't - she posted a weird seal clapping statement about how much fun she's going to have with the college boys. The good news is that Brandon, Professor The Holbs at WSU, officially a cougar again (go cougs!), will training the brightest young minds this fall in the ways of the Excel spreadsheets, making me the official MILF of the accounting department. (Yes it does.) This means I get to practice my flirting...

Jenna Cole, Jewish nudist, joins the blogger trend of questionable bicycle safety. This weekend she threw her two small children in a bike trailer thing and took off to attempt adult friendshipping again. But first she had to take photos showcasing her brave decision to wear a crop top. When readers asked her about the bike trailer she admitted "the listing from side-to-side is scary", and stated the seats "have buckles/straps to hold them in, but I installed the seat covers backwards and haven't flipped them around yet". Of course the obvious happened - Jenna "forgot the advice I received...

Vloggers Sam & Nia, finally famous, have at last unlocked achievement level Viral Video. They reached this dream of every vlogger with a youtube announcement in which husband Sam, saying his wife texted him earlier to say her period was two weeks late,  proceeds to secretly take Nia's overnight urine out of the toilet and performs a pregnancy test. He then informs his wife she is pregnant. But then just three days later they posted a tearful video claiming Nia just had a miscarriage. We're so hurt but we're so thankful that God used us like this...I just hope this...

Dooce, still talking about how she "retired" from blogging, is still talking about how she "retired" from blogging. In an interview with ProBlogger she yet again bemoans the current state of blogland, saying there's "been a huge shift in the industry since 2011". She then goes into why her job is harder than your job. (more…)

Gala Darling, ask her about her "best selling book", has revealed the reason her self-published tree funeral was only available for one month. I am delighted to announce that the reason for the short run of my book is that Radical Self Love has been acquired by Hay House! I am so thrilled to become a member of the esteemed Hay House Family! Saying "it all happened because I believed in my message enough to do something about it" Gala goes on to offer more plates of woo to her hungry followers by claiming "Whatever you want to do, you...

The Feminist Breeder, her new job is more awesome than yours, recently started an awesome new job. She even claims she's been given a huge raise after less than 3 months at this awesome new job. Which obviously means it's ok for her to do things like this. Um...is this a thing that's done? Serious question. My boss flips if someone leaves food in the fridge over the weekend. I can't imagine him chuckling "all day long" if someone put a human organ on the top shelf of the company fridge.

Well it's finally Friday and I don't know about you but it's been a long, sweat and work filled week over here at Casa Fiestabritches. I actually planned on doing a different book this week; but to be honest, by the time I got home at noon I was just over all the braining I did the past 5 days. I mean my attention span is at nothing right now, hams. So I decided to do a lightweight old classic instead. So get out your eyeliner and coochie cutter denim shorts, because it's time to read 'Ramshackle Glam - The...

Jenna Cole, 1/16 Jewish, is now 15/16th nudist. This weekend the uber feminist code warrior WAHM went out to a beach and ripped off her clothes and sobbed into the sand. I felt my skin warming and the waves spraying and the wind kissing in a way I had never felt before, and it wasn't long before I turned my back up to the sun so I could bury my face in my towel and cry...And then my new nudist friend Robert (who is somewhere around sixty years old and has an incredible ability to have a twenty minute conversation...

Poopo again, pork people! It's time for Friday Book Club, and have I got a snoozer for you. This week we are going to learn how to be photographers! Or at least the kind of photographer A Beautiful Mess thinks we should be. Get out your VSCO Cam and prepare to be amazed at the incredible knowledge contained within 'A Beautiful Mess: Photo Idea Book'. (more…)

Love Taza, mama to littles, just loves doing everything as a family. This week the Love Taza show went out for a bike ride, as a family. The ride included strapping their 7 month old into a bike seat and slapping on a helmet that is clearly the correct size in order to wheel around an island metropolis with some of the most insane traffic in North America. But apparently Taza isn't familiar with the bicycle laws in this little city of hers. The New York State Department of Transportation says: Children under 1 are prohibited from being transported on...

Jenna Cole, future coder lady and solo work at home parent, has informed the internet that she is totally Jewish or something. Not only is she "1/16 Jewish", but she claimed her great-grandfather was "murdered for trying to save the Torah". This is after she claimed during a 2008 during a trip to Auschwitz: My mother’s side of the family has Jewish ancestors, and it is quite possible that many of them died in places like Auschwitz....We saw the names of people displayed on the wall who could possibly be related to us, and I got really excited about the...

Egreis Gjergjani, the blogger behind Stiletto Me Up, has apparently been charged with extortion and witness tampering in Orange County, FL. The crux of the charges seems to be that her stepmother noticed "suspicious activity" on her credit report and "suspected" "Shoe Queen" Egreis was responsible. The stepmother filed two reports with the police about her suspicions. The stepmother alleges that at this point, Eggy called her stepmother and said her father had sent her a sex tape of himself and the stepmother, and if the stepmother didn't drop all the charges, Eggy would release the tape on the internet....

PCOS and TTC online community members were apparently hit hard this week when one of their own, known as "kirbywillow", became ill, requiring lung surgery and then lapsing into a coma. Her 'warrior sisters' stepped up, starting hashtag after hashtag urging each other to pray for Kirby. Reports came that Kirby was battling 'broken heart syndrome' which is supposed to be a real thing. She apparently came out of her coma briefly. But alas news came Monday that Kirby had died. Unfortunately for Kirby her IRL friends evidently didn't get the 'I'm Dead On The Internet' memo and began responding...

Hey Natalie Jean, moving to Idaho, is already changing the narrative on the big event. She originally implied the decision had been sprung on her shortly before she announced the news. ...the Holbrooks are moving. Real fast like. Because that is my Brandon's way. Advance notice is not something redheads seem to excel at much. She now says she's known for like ever but didn't say anything so her husband could, I guess, quit his job on his own timeline. Brandon's had this offer in his back pocket for just over two months. As in, who knew I could keep...

Claire and Laura, apparently twins who blog about travel, have put up a post explaining their aspiration filled travelgram is a reality that "doesn’t exist". Saying "it’s time to set the record straight...and suggest that in reality, Instagram means living a lie", the twins listed all the reasons you need to stop assuming they are wealthy globetrotters just because that's what they suggest on their social media. Saying their lives have been "pretty messy this year and it’s been far from a series of glamorous holidays and care-free travels", they nevertheless continued posting breathtaking travel photos because obviously real life...

Hey Natalie Jean, has a loft in Brooklyn, is apparently leaving Brooklyn. Moscow. The Holbrooks are moving back to Moscow, Idaho. BECAUSE THAT IS JUST HOW THE UNIVERSE LIKES TO PLAY ME In a totally believable statement she claims she is "giddy with excitement" right after opining that "Brooklyn I am not done with you!...Tub? Are you going to sit there and let this happen?" Natalie goes on to say she is "soooo getting chickens this time" and "a goat!!!!!!!" Since about 95% of her online persona/identity is wrapped up in her omgbrooklynloft and being a Brooklyn hipster creative I look forward...

ShopStyle recently announced a "Snap Hub" in an attempt to help bloggers monetize their Snapchat posts, and suddenly everyone is joining the social media platform because money. Some, like Love Taza, don't seem 100% into it yet; Naomi announced her account by saying she is "trying out for a little while although I'm still not totally sold on it all". But fashion bloggers are already starting to sign up and shove snapstyle affiliate linking onto their followers, directing them to the ShopStyle hubs to "shop my look". There is no word on whether RewardStyle - the affiliate link behemoth that...

Happy Friday, ham nuggets! It's time yet again for Book Club. This week I'm slogging through 'Fat Girl Walking: Sex, Food, Love, and Being Comfortable in Your Skin...Every Inch Of It' by Brittany Gibbons. The text may be NSFW in places because she obviously likes to push home the fact that she loves sex and has sex and does the sex, so consider yourself warned. Now get those cringe muscles ready and let's get DTF. (more…)