Wait wut? Trisha, blogger at Growing The Bell Family, wrote the weirdest of vaguegrams yesterday. According to her, someone she follows on Instagram is "faking" a miscarriage. ...one of my mommy friends just admitted to faking her pregnancy with twins and was in the process of "losing" a twin...I'm sorry but if this is the "attention" you're looking for than you need to dig deeper to the root cause because losing a baby is no joke. I don't even know what to make of this. The post doesn't say who this mystery miscarriage faker is, but it seems to be striking...

Pink Peonies, allegedly makes a million dollars per year, has finally ended months of speculation and admitted she has a little Rstyle link in her uterus. As you can see from my growing belly, there’s a new addition coming to the Parcell family in spring 2015... She's been claiming for months that she's just eating too many 'peanut m&ms' but the GOMIBLOG Pregnancy Test never fails.

Curated! Time capsule! Young House Love, 'accidental authors', returned briefly in order to redesign their site. After the flounce heard 'round the internet, they continued to sporadically update their instagram but have otherwise remained silent. Now they have quietly come back to reconfigure the site to be less of a blog and more of a static catalog of their projects. We figure it makes more sense for our project gallery to become our site’s front page since we’ve cataloged over 900 projects over the years (you know, instead of staring at the same old post forever)...Happy DIYing! Saying the site...

No, you can't. So why are you talking? Cecily Kellogg, couchtivist, is yet again throwing her weight at her keyboard in order to stand beside those wronged by the Ferguson Decision. In a piece she claims she was "asked to write", Cecily compares being on food stamps and watching some kids throw rocks at baby birds to the feelings of helplessness and frustration in the African American community. She then muses about the unfairness of having a white child. Tonight too many of my friends are crawling into bed with their brown children and weeping because they don’t know if tomorrow...

Yes, THANKFULLY. Kathy Balman, has a cluttered mind, reviewed a car this weekend. And what's the best way to review a car? Take a picture during dangerous driving conditions. While you're driving. At least she didn't make a video or hold up alcohol, but come on. What was she thinking?

Looks like in her rush to post a classic bubble bath pic to Instagram, Blair Eadie of Atlantic-Pacific accidentally posted a full frontal (bits in above photo censored by me, but I assure you every inch of her was visible). Remember kids, check those photos before you share them with the entire planet. And may I say that is quite a waxing job!

Happy Birthday! Enjoy my terrified child! Kelle Hampton, has no boundaries, recently surprised a rabid fangirl for her birthday. Her gift? Her daughter, Nella. Kelle brought her children to the fancujo's vacation rental during the woman's birthday party. The woman said it was hard to catch Kelle's son Dash, who ran around as toddlers do, but she "did manage to scoop him up for a second, though, & smother him with kisses". But her main focus was Nella. I wanted to hold this one in my arms since the day she was born & I finally got a chance to,...

Actually just a street sweeper. Scott Schuman, the shortorialist, is living it up since his split with Garance. He's currently traveling the world, and is sharing photos from India. Everything was buttkissing and fawning until he posted this photo, labeling the woman pictured an 'untouchable'. The response was immediate and full of 'wait, wut?' Commenters explained to him that the woman was simply a street sweeper, and basically called him an asshamper for even using the word. Why do you invent "tragic concepts" where none exist ? If you saw her as an untouchable its in your eyes and cunning...

Katie Vyktoriah, the mom who claimed her son was assaulted at a Wal-Mart for wearing a pink headband, is back and more victimy than ever. This time the mistreatment magnet says Comcast chased her down by phone after she complained about their downtime via twitter. Saying she "was HELLA confused because I can’t for the life of me figure out how they got my number", she recounts a conversation verbatim (evidently from memory), in which a customer service representative was allegedly patronizing and sexist ("By your own admission, it worked when your husband did it last night. So he can...

Dooce, conqueror of October and texting injury survivor, is still single parenting since her ex allegedly adiosed to the east coast. The adjustment apparently includes continued sleep drama. But don't worry, Il Doochay has figured out how to give her daughter the comfort of cosleeping AND get her to do things! (more…)

Chris Loves Julia, practically begging the internet to accept them as YHL's replacement, were the victims of a "hate session" in their blog comments Friday. It seems some readers finally had enough of the sponsored posts and spoke up. One commenter pointed out that they "had to go back 6 posts for an actual non-sponsored decor post", while others said they now assume any post is either sponsored or a hint hint hoping for a sponsor. Well on Monday they pulled the Meaningful Partnerships Only card (9 points in Bloggers The Gathering) and declared they will no longer do indiscriminate...

Kate Oliver, instagram "famous", posted a picture the other day of her son sleeping on a table at a cafe. This is why people hate mommies.   Well today she posted a photo showing how she accomplished that shot. Feet on public tables, nothing rude about that. Behold, the lengths attention whore mommies will go to for an instagram worthy photo. How is this safe or sanitary or polite? This is a public space. Ratchet back, ladies. There are other people in the world.

Josh Davis of Love Taza, there could be a 'trail mix of tears' joke in here if I wanted to be culturally insensitive, posted today about how he is a great - no, the greatest father ever. Mr. Derp took over the blog to let everyone know he spent last evening telling his daughter she was the snowflakiest snowflake that ever snowflaked. Then suddenly, emotions! I thought she had fallen asleep, but then I heard her bring her hand up to her face and move it back and forth...I got worried and cracked open the window curtain only to see...

In shocking health news, Dooce, ever bravely suffering, has revealed she's been bravely suffering from a horrible, painful injury for months. One Saturday afternoon in early August I texted so much and so furiously that I woke up the next morning with a shooting pain in my right thumb. I could barely move it and began texting with my index and middle fingers. (more…)

SAY Media, the company that paved the way for Jane Pratt to build her broken doll filled digital kingdom, is getting out of the publishing game. Today, Say is reverting back to its technology roots: XoJane and the rest of its owned sites, including tech property ReadWrite and decorating go-to Remodelista, are up for sale. Digiday says "Two of its best-known sites, XoJane and Fashionista, actually lost audience in the past year", and claims the "marketplace wasn’t ready for what they were selling".  This announcement comes shockingly soon after SAY Media's release of a new CMS for publishers called Tempest,...

She should invest those profits in gold futures. Jenna Cole, work at home mom, has put up yet another post talking about working from home. Saying she spends her days doing "things" on some mysterious "list", she then goes on to brag about the super profitable profits she made in profitable moneys this year. Working for myself, writing, setting my hours and schedule, incredible flexibility, developing and achieving my goals, and most of all, taking pictures are all things that I’d like to keep doing indefinitely. We’ll see if I’m able to scale my profits up from where they currently...

Faces of health. Shauna Ahern, I keep sort of forgetting about her, created a kickstarter a while back asking for $79,000 to make "the first grain-free flour blend on the market". Well for those of you interested, she made her goal. Thanks to the generous support of everyone here, we not only met our goal for this Kickstarter but also exceeded it by 17%! The Gluten-Free Girl Flour Blends will be on the market soon. The gluten free panhandlers raised $92,612 which, according to my calculations, should finance about 11 bags of flour on a store shelf sometime next year....

Georgia, documenting snores, was recently allowed to use a Ford Territory for six weeks in return for a blog review. She enjoyed the vehicle so much she's now begging Ford for the right to keep the car. We would like to humbly implore you not to make us part with this vehicle...we really don't want to return it. She's even asking readers to help her by having a giveaway "to bribe you all with to comment below saying that Ford should let us keep the car"  and asking them to 'like' her post. See that like button down there? You...

Jenna Cole, That Weirdo, snapped an adorable photo of her children today. They are playing "robot massager game" which teaches them sharing and how to put mommy's vibrator on their face. Mothers of the world, enlighten me - is this a normal thing you would share with the world? Because I tend to think this is  major overshare. Maybe Jenna should save such moments to share as private anecdotes to tell her closest friends and family instead of posting them where her kids' future classmates and prom dates can find them.

Natalie Holbrook, they hydra of inconsistency, has sprouted yet another head. It seems Bratalie has decided to use  (or maybe partnered with, who can tell these days since no one follows disclosure rules on instagram anymore) some shipping service for her closet sale - and of course since she loves the service so much, she made one of her super mature emoticon digs at the Postal Service. we'll be mailing them your way with @teamshyp this time around, because as much as I love the post office... ;) I assume this is part of her 'tryin ta be real yo, hatin...