Tinx Will Give Drinking Advice

Tinx Najjar, branded herself as The Internet’s Big Sister, was once the queen of the ’emotional support water bottle’. Well this Dry January it seems she’s hitting another kind of bottle – and advising others to do the same.

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Kate Bryan Doesn’t Want To Be Used For Her Fame

Kate Bryan, household name in her own house, has shared her ‘Lessons, growth, change, improvement’ post reflecting on all she’s learned over the course of what most people are calling a post-pandy ‘throwaway year’. Apparently one of her biggest realizations is that she has to be more mindful of selecting friends because too many people just want to use her for her fame.

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Eli Rallo Has A Busy Week, Guys

Eli Rallo, part of the NYC TikTok girly invasion, is so busy. The 22 year old is writing a book of essays about dating in New York (original!) while bosslady livin’ on the clock app. Obviously her fanslobbers think she is the perfect person to ask about time management, and Eli is here to help.

Showing screenshots of her calendar Eli reassures her followers that it’s ok to take a break from your workouts, hair, nails, and tanning appointments to ‘recharge’.

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Warrior Jessica Will Lie For Diabetes Drugs

Warrior Jessica, all the ‘demas, has announced she was able to procure the current trendy weight loss drug. Utilizing an internet doctor, Jessica revealed she claimed to have Type II Diabetes on the form in order to qualify for the lower price.

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Carly Is Just Like A Rape Victim Or Something

Carly, filing police reports over internet messages, apparently believes she should be able to post every minute detail of her life on the public internet without feeling unsafe – and seems to think suggesting she be more careful about what she posts is like asking rape victims what they were wearing.

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Kelsie Will Eat Junk Food To Stay Healthy

Kelsey Flaim, known as ‘eatswithkelsie‘ and ‘thehungryfoodie‘, has some dietary advice.

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Carly Riordan Wants You To Send Her Instagram Followers

Carly Riordan, afraid of people on medication, recently had a snickity fit and bounced from instagram. Now she’s begging people to follow her and has declared her ‘goal’ is to ‘grow on instagram’.

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