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Book Club Instagram Internets TikTok Tinx Happy Friday, besties! It’s time for another GOMI Book Club reading of a blogger/influencer/creator book. This week we will suffer together through the dating advice book of Tinx, aka Christina Najjar, that TikTok girlie who got famous because she was on Gwyneth Paltrow’s radar for 5 minutes. I have no idea what to expect from this book but it’s sure to be a groundbreaking, modern look at dating and relationships! Or not. Either way let’s grab our weight loss injectibles and settle in for ‘The Shift: Change Your Perspective, Not Yourself‘! Emily Weiss, that chick who was lauded as the ultimate girlboss after starting Into The Gloss and Glossier, had a baby last year. Apparently accomplishing a biological task performed by 12,000 generations of our species has turned her into just another hippie woo breeder because she now seems to think her breast milk has magical skin healing properties.
Pete Ashdown, longtime boyfriend of Heather Hamilton aka Dooce, has confirmed her death. Armstrong died by suicide, her boyfriend Pete Ashdown told The Associated Press, saying he found her at their Salt Lake City home.
Remi Bader, complainer, announced she is looking for a personal assistant. Duties include basically doing her entire job for her – but if you want to know the pay rate you’ll have to message her privately.
Caitlin Covington Daryl-Ann Denner Dooce Instagram Laura Beverlin Lifestyle Blogging Monetizing ‘I’m basically a human selfie stick.’ Thus declared the 2015 video poking fun at the ‘Instagram husband’ – in those days referring to the spouses taking pictures of their wives for their curated feeds. It was meant as a lighthearted look at how husbands became unintentional participants in their wives’ social media careers, holding their iphone cameras as they posed and waiting patiently as their better halves took snaps of their meals and feet. For a few years the ‘Instagram husband’ faded away as content creators attempted to put some space between their personal private lives and their public personas. But now it seems the gram husband is coming back – and he’s not hiding behind the camera any longer. Jenny, ancient woman who keeps taking on foster kids, has decided ‘same sex couples should NOT be able to adopt’. But don’t worry – it’s not like she’s a homophobe or anything! Jess Garvin, shares way too much, went to the dentist today. Despite countless options available for situational anxiety, Jess chose to drink a hard seltzer while in the dentist chair.
‘The Shift’ – A Liveblogged Book Review
Emily Weiss Wants You To Wash Yourself With Her Breast Milk
Dooce Instagram Internets Mommy Blogging
Boyfriend Of Dooce Confirms Death
Remi Bader Will Hire An Assistant
Influencers Are Bringing Back The ‘Instagram Husband’
Jenny Does Not Want You Gays Adopting Children
Jess Garvin Can Drink White Claw At The Dentist
