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Internets Yesterday we reported that David Karp’s friend for sex, Rachel, had crabs. Today we learn that Rachel was apparently injured in a vicious crab struggle! Karp tries to make it sound like no big deal: Rachel hurt herself 🙁 We know the truth. Crabs are evil, angry creatures with nothing but revenge on their minds. Get well soon, Rachel. And watch out for crabs.
Some webturd named Cary Randolf, friend of Meghan Asha and some BusinessWeek teabagger I’ve never heard of, seems to think she is mego mego important because she got a basic souvenir pass to Fashion Week: Good morning from Bryant Park! Gaze upon my all-access press pass, acquired with a little help from Meghan Asha at Nonsociety and Larry Chiang at Business Week. Now I really can go everywhere! That’s weird; when I read her pass, I see this: ADMITS BEARER ONLY ACCESS TO LOBBY/PRESS LOUNGE DURING OPEN HOURS. NOT VALID FOR SHOW ENTRY. NEVER ALLOWS BEARER TO ESCORT ANYONE AT ANY TIME. Uh…yeah, that sounds like exclusive! all! access! to me. Psyyyyyche.
thatgirlallison, desperate wannabe and hanger-on, so does not care about Fashion Week, ok? Like, she wouldn’t go to any top drawer event things even if you BEGGED, cause she just doesn’t care. Fashion Week See? So look, Anna Wintour, don’t even bother inviting her back to your place for campari and soda, cause she won’t go. She just soooo doesn’t care, ok? Julia Allison, style expert and voice of a generation, really speaks what we all think but are just too afraid to tweet: Do you ever wonder to yourself, “Self, how did the head of wardrobe for Blossom ever manage to find work again?”about 5 hours ago from web It’s amazing. I can’t tell you how many times I have been in my 11th hour at work, pits deep in my 77th project of the week, kvetching that I’m out of coffee and wishing I could just take some Cheeze-Its and season one of Alf and call it a night, except that I have to pick up cat food and then do laundry and come up with at least 9 blog posts between three blogs, when suddenly the world STOPS and I wonder what the staff of Blossom is up to. I totally have that kind of time. Caro “OMG BEARS!” McCarthy just wants to warn everyone that over in the backwater place known as “New Jersey” bears roam free and eat children: In central NJ, this is cause for panic: http://twitpic.com/h3dur30 minutes ago from TweetDeck Jezzzzus! How will its residents get all their outlet shopping accomplished with such foldeeroll going on! Where are the state troopers? FEMA? Will New Jersey ever manage to get settled and civilised if such things are allowed to continue? If you’re one of the hundreds of 12 year olds with a tumblr and an inexplicable crush on its mophaired founder, you’ll be amused to know the above picture is from David Karp’s tumblr. Now we can all be 12 years old without a tumblr, and just yell HAHA DAVID KARP’S GF HAS CRABS!
Rachel Billow, sous chef for the drive-thru called Julia Allison’s digestive tract, keeps on keepin’ on with her totally-not-going-to-run-over-a-kid driving technique: Hancock Building in the fog. Not a bad photo, considering I was driving and therefore not looking at the camera. http://twitpic.com/h1owuabout 9 hours ago from TwitterFon I think we’re starting to figure out why she’s friends with Julia Allison.
David Karp's Girlfriend Attacked By Crab
Poor Stupid Cary Thinks She's Wicked Important
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Aw, catladyallison Didn't Get Invited To Any FWNY Stuff
Is it wrong if I just don’t care about it at all? Like, I really don’t understand what all the fuss is about.
Julia Is Just So Busy, Yet Manages To Hit The Pulse Of What's Important
Caro Warns You That Bears Roam Free In That Jersey Place
David Karp's Girl Has Crabs
rbillow Continues To Practice Safe Driving
