Robbie Tripp Just Made You Hate Christmas

Robbie Tripp, expert female body objectifier, has brought his special cringey Robbie Tripp voice to the birthday of Jesus.

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Shannon Bird Can Produce Another Baby

Shannon Bird, CPS caseworker auteur, has given the world the gift of more Bird dna. Just in time for Christmas she has finally given birth to #soblessed child number five.

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JetsetMama Will Help Climate Change By Having Yet Another Kid

‘Jetsetmama’ Claire Alexander-Johnston, loves being an activist for the environment, has tub birthed a fourth precious carbon footprint creator.

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Caroline Calloway Will Use Her Father’s Death For ‘Art’

Caroline Calloway, the less amusing remake of the Cat Marnell show, is milking her father’s passing for all it’s worth. She’s now sharing detailed descriptions of his last moments and pictures of his death scene – including ‘the bloody vomit in the sink’.

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Something Navy Will Have An Instagram Pissing Contest With Amanda Seyfried

Arielle Charnas, constantly picked on by jealous fatties, is yet again salting up over all you jealous betches being jealous of her body. After posting yet another obvious thinspo thirst trap commenters called her out for, ya know, posting obvious thinspo thirst traps. Which sent Rierie on a kick/delete/ban spree. Unfortunately one of the people she blocked is a friend of Amanda Seyfried’s – and Amanda evidently didn’t appreciate some privileged influencer silencing her pal’s comment. She took to her own gram account to call out everyone’s favorite couture clad praying mantis.

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Ravelry Bans Pro-Trump Posts

Ravelry, the knitting community that is ‘8 million members strong’, announced this week that they are ‘banning support of Donald Trump and his administration’.

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Shannon Bird Will Let Her Toddler Play In The Dryer

I’m about a week late posting about this – I went on a booze cruise and between the wind and the pink wine induced smoking I caught a raging cold, sorry. But I’d hate for anyone to miss yet another fine moment in the tangly haired mess at parenting that is Shannon Bird, so let’s talk about the brilliance of letting your toddler play in a clothes dryer.

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