Kate Bryan Will Share Her Christmas Light Struggle

Kate Bryan, size medium yogurt genius, shared a story today that is so real it will make you feel totally related to. Apparently her Christmas light stylist installed cool lights instead of warm – and her ever-tolerant husband had to correct the issue himself.

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Shannon Bird Will Crowdfund For New Boobs

Shannon Bird, yes the idiot who called 911 asking for baby formula, is back again with another great idea. Apparently she has started a GoFundMe – the purpose of which is to cover the cost of her breasts being ‘reconstructed, a lift, and reduction’.

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Love Taza Can Get A Cow

Naomi Davis, the Love Taza blogger formerly of New York City, seems to be rebranding as a ‘suburban farmer’. In her continuing effort to make everyone forget about that whole ‘fleeing the city five minutes after lockdown began’ mess she has now acquired the ultimate farm animal – a yard cow.

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Freckled Fox Is Moving Into An RV

Emily Meyers Carmack, the Freckled Fox who just moved six months ago, is moving again. The totally natural redhead has announced she and her replacement husband – along with six children – will soon be living in an RV.

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Carly Can Get Married

Carly Heitlinger, née Heitlinger, has sped to the altar. Only three months after becoming engaged she had her dream wedding in some backyard in New Jersey – just like all those top drawer New England preps do, you know.

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Rachel Parcell Will Host A Mid-Rona ‘Diamond Soiree’

Rachel Parcell, tactful, displayed her sensitivity to the situation of the world by giving the internet exactly what this moment in history demands: a private party where her family and friends could try on enormous diamonds.

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Kate Bryan Is A Yogurt Genius

Kate Bryan, necklaces, has taken rona era influencing to its absolute apex with a yogurt tip that will truly change your life. Even her husband was astounded.

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