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Jenna Cole Mommy Blogging WTF Jenna Cole, That Weirdo, snapped an adorable photo of her children today. They are playing “robot massager game” which teaches them sharing and how to put mommy’s vibrator on their face. Mothers of the world, enlighten me – is this a normal thing you would share with the world? Because I tend to think this is major overshare. Maybe Jenna should save such moments to share as private anecdotes to tell her closest friends and family instead of posting them where her kids’ future classmates and prom dates can find them. Ashlina Kaposta, “The Decorista”, evidently had a bad experience with a moving company. Rather than chalk it up as an object lesson in researching companies before you hire them, Ashlina decided to take to instagram and call for America to close its borders. Maybe I don’t love my furniture like Ashlina…but this just seems like a really extreme reaction to getting robbed by a moving company. Do we really need to end immigration because some brat in Dallas lost her couch?
Ashley, forever, is finally speaking out against all the evil women out there who don’t see the big red “Property Of” stamp on her husband’s face, and dare to have a crush on him. A female friend had e-mailed him saying that a friend of hers had a crush on him…it was just a harmless message, right? No. It’s not harmless…That treacherous Jezebel! I have a problem with it. I have a serious problem with it. Ashley then provides a list of reasons why your crush on her husband is terrible and awful and you’re a bad person who should feel bad. The list includes things like “you’re trying to lead my husband’s soul astray”, and it’s “disrespectful”. She says her husband is “strong in his faith, and never considered adultery, but I resent her trying to place temptation in his path”, as if it’s up to the women of the world to keep him free from “temptation”. She goes on to berate you shameless hussies, asking “Were you thinking he would keep it from me, that you would have a secret friendship, that you would somehow be closer or more important to my husband than I am?” Do I have a problem with you and your crush? Yes. Yes, I absolutely do. Does it matter now if your feelings change? If you move on to someone else? If you say you’re no longer interested? No. No, it doesn’t. Why not? It’s simply because your morals have already been shown to be questionable and because you cannot be trusted. Of course I trust my husband but trusting my husband does not mean that you are suddenly deserving of trust or friendship. She concludes by claiming “forgiveness has been granted” to the “Jezebel” in question, which makes one wonder about the point of the post in the first place. Looks like Jon is having a fun Sunday, if not a very smart one. Not sure documenting yourself driving around with open booze is the best way to celebrate a wedding, but hey, you do you. Maybe Cecily can jump in and high five them for sticking it to the DUI checkpoint man. Jordan Reid, the division by zero of lifestyle blogging, has treated us to her latest wtf outfit. Friday night and the dancing shoes are ON. (Totally kidding; our plans are to go to Coldstone.) Yes folks, this is how a 33 year old suburban mother of two winds up dressing for October trips to the ice cream shop when she’s balls deep in lifestyle blogging. How delightful. Gina, of healthy living blogger fame, is off at some (probably sponsored) reboot spa in Canada. While there, she is indulging herself by omgporkingout on “man portions” of food. And by “man portions” she means a piece of toast, three cherry tomatoes, a pinch of sprouts, two slices of avocado, a blob of nut butter, and four pieces of feta. Seems legit.
Hey Natalie Jean Internets WTF He’s still around on twitter, being classy.
That Wife Will Encourage Her Children In Imaginative Play
The Decorista Would Like To End Immigration
Internets WTF
Ashley Does Not Appreciate Your Crush
Instagram Still Being Used To Showcase Stupidity
Jordan Reid Knows How To Dress For An Ice Cream Outing

Gina May Not Understand The Meaning Of Man Sized Portions
In Case You Were Wondering What Happened To That Ex-Brother-In-Law Of ‘Hey Natalie Jean’