Cary Randolph, rad grrl, spent her Friday shopping flea markets, eating lobster, "sulking in a corner at Soho House", and squeeing her pants over the Boom Boom Room. Of course, all that lobster and martinis made those pants a little tight: Y’all know how much I love khaki pants. But after midnight they did not work to my advantage. They felt constricting. They felt wrong. They put me at an unfair disadvantage when fighting for bar space with a leopard minidress-bedecked Lily Donaldson. I excused myself from my posse of tequila-tossers, checked my military coat, beat Leslie Bibb to the...

Jakob Lodwick, perpetual character in an Orbit gum commercial, would like to share a little poetreeeh with you. Right vs. Left is wrong at best, a superficial ruse that blocks the mind’s perception of the underlying truths. You know, if Dr. Kutner had left this behind maybe I wouldn't feel so empty and confused about what happened. As it is, it's probably just old brickdick being artsy, or wiccan, or something.

For a while now, you've all seen me rave about Rachel. It's not because David Karp is her boyfriend. Before I knew she was dating The Amazing Karpov I used to love her Library Sciences blog. She posts a lot of cool old photos and quotes, and it was always such fun to read. Then I find out she's a vegan chef (heard this through a fifth hand party, may be inaccurate) and I think "dang, where was she when I was trying to be vegan?" Not that she could keep me away from Franzia and velveeta (not vegan) but...

Daryl-Ann Denner, 'overprotective mom', has been dealing with her mother being in the hospital with Covid. But now mom's about to get released from hospital so that means just one thing - DAD needs to make a Target run to stock up!

Jessica Quirk, had potential, has posted some exciting information that is incredibly relevant to the coming election. In high school, I was the only girl in my senior class on the short list to win “Most Likely to be a Politician” which I took as a wonderful compliment (see also: most likely to be on the cover of a magazine and most talkative). I didn’t “win” any of them, but I’m 99.9% sure I’m the only one who’s made a career out of being a blogger. Um...k. Not sure why a woman in her mid-30s is still gushing about how she...

Bleubird, the single white femaler of blogland, seems to have found a new way to pimp out her kids. Much like Kelle Hampton did with "Land of Nod", she is letting a retail shop use her kids images to sell things. She has announced via instagram that her two youngest children are being used for Zara's "Brothers and Sisters" campaign. The online catalog feature shows her children in blurry photos modelling various offerings from Zara's kids selection. She does not mention whether she was compensated only in goods, or whether any money made from the feature is being set aside...

Today in slow news days, Nat The Fat Rat, part of the NYC Mormon Mommyblogger Club, has finally somewhat admitted she did not actually just pull all of last month's cross stitch brags from her skinny jeans covered behind as she previously implied. Originally responding to a comment asking "do you just free hand it? or follow some sort of a pattern?", Nat claimed simply that she "freehanded these, which is actually easier than you'd think when you're doing counted cross stitch". Recently a Ratter found strangely similar patterns for sale in an etsy shop, and links to the patterns were posted...

Life can be like, way harsh Tai. From imperfect lattes to summoning the strength to shop, the suffering of upper middle class white women never ceases. But thanks to the internet, they can now enjoy the support of a worldwide  "OMG I KNOW RIGHT?" chorus to ease them through their pain. This week a few of these poor souls have bravely come forward with the most painful of (I don't have any real) problems: their hair. Julie of Peanut Butter Fingers can't figure out how to dry her hair: While Jenna of Eat Live Run battled the tragedy of a trim: Casey...