Michael Arrington, hater of snark and cash fan enjoyer, is in search of a living creature to humiliate: does anybody have a goat? we need to borrow a goat for a few minutes. about 19 hours ago via web we promise not to molest the goat or hurt it in any way. it just needs to do a cameo in a video. nothing more. about 19 hours ago via web I'm serious about the goat. we need one. about 19 hours ago via web I may be wrong about this...but I'm pretty sure that the kinds of nerds that follow...

Sarah Tripp, of Sassy Red Lipstick, and her husband Robbie Tripp, of female objectification anthems, have dumped their 'desert oasis' to secretly move to Las Vegas.

Casey, of the Casey Culture blog, has frequently been suggested as a GOMIBLOG subject. I check her blog from time to time hoping she will do something post-worthy. She never does. She's just your average bland NYC blonde trying to seem worldly and interesting; sort of  "Oh, OK *eyeroll*" worthy, but not particularly offensive. I checked in today to see this picture, evidently snapped at some wedding she attended. Now, I'm not saying she's ugly at other times, just rather uninspiring. So may I just say whatever lighting, angle, and makeup she's using in this image needs to be used every single...

At the peak of the George Floyd protests Heather Armstrong, still dooce-ing after all these years, has announced she is 'a white woman in Utah who can remove herself from all media content that causes her anxiety to explode'. She then explained that she is being 'silent' about current events in order to 'stay alive' in the face of mean internet comments. (more…)

As you know, we here at GOMIBLOG have one of those stupid formspring things. It's handy for a website like this, were people have questions about things we can't do full posts about. I don't have one for myself, though. Personally I wouldn't enjoy it because I think it shows a level of narcissism that even twitter can't match. I really hate how everyone suddenly has questions about themselves popping up on their tumblrs from I suppose random readers of their...tumblrs.  Ya know, because having a blog where you write about yourself day in and day out just isn't enough;...

Your beloved Editor-at-Sklarge left a large family of street sparrows homeless today when she finally lopped off three or so years of missed salon appointments. Locks of Love whatever, what about my cartoon? I'll have to completely redo her hair. Freakin Sklarge always thinking about cancer patients who need wigs, never thinking about me.

Danielle Bernstein, she copied what, has announced an upcoming jewelry line that is supposed to be offered through Nordstrom. Unfortunately all hell has broken loose as designers have begun calling her out for allegedly using their designs. (more…)

After a brutal week of sitting in a box taking blurry pictures, Messica has finally left NYC in peace again. Despite going around begging people to take her pic for her blog (and letting her cred as some AMEX press rep get her on a couple of "street style" lists) the only non-press pics of her outfits exist on a couple of wannabe "style" blogs. And as usual for Messica, she didn't pack properly. Or maybe that was just her excuse to go buy clothes that looked more like what everyone else was wearing. Despite claiming on her first day...